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Offline BrownBaron

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Re: Joke of the day...
« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2009, 02:29:19 PM »
I guess I just have a better sense of humor...   :x

I'm sory, living in L.A. only white boys say "bee-atch", a black man wouldn't say that if you held a gun to his head
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Re: Joke of the day...
« Reply #46 on: September 05, 2009, 02:56:02 PM »
white boys huh?  i notice you didn't say black boys.  Maybe it was a typo?
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Re: Joke of the day...
« Reply #47 on: September 05, 2009, 03:55:15 PM »
white boys huh?  i notice you didn't say black boys.  Maybe it was a typo?

sighddd, here we go  :rolleyes:
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Re: Joke of the day...
« Reply #48 on: September 05, 2009, 04:05:52 PM »
The never question a drunk reminds me of the old one.....

Drunk man on a plane tells a lady... " your ugly"
The lady tells the man..."well your drunk"
The man says... "maybe so.... but I'll be sober in the morning"

This is a loose retelling of an actual quote by Winston Churchill when talking to Bessie Braddock who was an English Labor Party Politician at the time.

Braddock: "Mr. Churchill, this is a disgrace. You are quite drunk."
Churchill: "And Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly. In the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

It is somewhat disputed that these were the actual words, and wether it was Braddock or someone else, but still, Churchill was always good for something interesting!

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Re: Joke of the day...
« Reply #49 on: September 05, 2009, 07:05:37 PM »
white boys huh?  i notice you didn't say black boys.  Maybe it was a typo?

lol, that was intentional, you know...like......childish, thinking their cool an whut not.

Also, thats just how we tend to adress them round here, im half iranian/ half mexican, so i got no preference
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Re: Joke of the day...
« Reply #50 on: September 05, 2009, 07:49:50 PM »
This is a loose retelling of an actual quote by Winston Churchill when talking to Bessie Braddock who was an English Labor Party Politician at the time.

Braddock: "Mr. Churchill, this is a disgrace. You are quite drunk."
Churchill: "And Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly. In the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

It is somewhat disputed that these were the actual words, and wether it was Braddock or someone else, but still, Churchill was always good for something interesting!



The Churchill one I like is ....

Lady So n so (forget her name) to Churchill  "If you were my husband I would poison you"

Churchill"s reply  "If you were my wife I'd drink it" 

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Re: Joke of the day...
« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2009, 12:18:59 AM »
I'm sory, living in L.A. only white boys say "bee-atch", a black man wouldn't say that if you held a gun to his head


Ok, I used to live in LA too, so it's not that big of a deal.

The joke was in reference to when he says that on his albums. 

Also, I didn't create the joke, just posted it because I got a laugh out of it.

Don't ruin a cool joke thread.  Some of us like it.
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Re: Joke of the day...
« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2009, 03:20:37 AM »

Ok, I used to live in LA too, so it's not that big of a deal.

The joke was in reference to when he says that on his albums. 

Also, I didn't create the joke, just posted it because I got a laugh out of it.

Don't ruin a cool joke thread.  Some of us like it.

lol...i know, was just trying to clear up some racial misconceptions due to the language i used based on my location....but yea, das how me an my friends generally refer to them, i got the joke, didnt think it was funny, and just tried to explain myself to the kool-aid man.....yes
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Re: Joke of the day...
« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2009, 01:28:14 PM »
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
"Nacho" Cheese. lol
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Re: Joke of the day...
« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2009, 01:16:08 AM »
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