Joke of the day...

[BrownBaron]

I guess I just have a better sense of humor...   

I'm sory, living in L.A. only white boys say "bee-atch", a black man wouldn't say that if you held a gun to his head

[caldera]

white boys huh?  i notice you didn't say black boys.  Maybe it was a typo?

[WilldCrd]

white boys huh?  i notice you didn't say black boys.  Maybe it was a typo?

sighddd, here we go 

[TracerX]

The never question a drunk reminds me of the old one.....

Drunk man on a plane tells a lady... " your ugly"
The lady tells the man..."well your drunk"
The man says... "maybe so.... but I'll be sober in the morning"

This is a loose retelling of an actual quote by Winston Churchill when talking to Bessie Braddock who was an English Labor Party Politician at the time.

Braddock: "Mr. Churchill, this is a disgrace. You are quite drunk."
Churchill: "And Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly. In the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

It is somewhat disputed that these were the actual words, and wether it was Braddock or someone else, but still, Churchill was always good for something interesting!

[BrownBaron]

white boys huh?  i notice you didn't say black boys.  Maybe it was a typo?

lol, that was intentional, you know...like......childish, thinking their cool an whut not.

Also, thats just how we tend to adress them round here, im half iranian/ half mexican, so i got no preference

[LYNX]

This is a loose retelling of an actual quote by Winston Churchill when talking to Bessie Braddock who was an English Labor Party Politician at the time.

Braddock: "Mr. Churchill, this is a disgrace. You are quite drunk."
Churchill: "And Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly. In the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. "

It is somewhat disputed that these were the actual words, and wether it was Braddock or someone else, but still, Churchill was always good for something interesting!

The Churchill one I like is ....

Lady So n so (forget her name) to Churchill  "If you were my husband I would poison you"

Churchill"s reply  "If you were my wife I'd drink it" 

 

[AAJagerX]

I'm sory, living in L.A. only white boys say "bee-atch", a black man wouldn't say that if you held a gun to his head

Ok, I used to live in LA too, so it's not that big of a deal.

The joke was in reference to when he says that on his albums. 

Also, I didn't create the joke, just posted it because I got a laugh out of it.

Don't ruin a cool joke thread.  Some of us like it.

[BrownBaron]

Ok, I used to live in LA too, so it's not that big of a deal.

The joke was in reference to when he says that on his albums. 

Also, I didn't create the joke, just posted it because I got a laugh out of it.

Don't ruin a cool joke thread.  Some of us like it.

lol...i know, was just trying to clear up some racial misconceptions due to the language i used based on my location....but yea, das how me an my friends generally refer to them, i got the joke, didnt think it was funny, and just tried to explain myself to the kool-aid man.....yes

[Pannono]

What do you call cheese that's not yours?
"Nacho" Cheese. lol

[phatzo]

Why did Tigger look in the toilet bowl

he was looking for Pooh.