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Offline Meatwad

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People of walmart
« on: September 07, 2009, 10:59:39 AM »
Just when you thought you seen it all, up comes a new chapter in the book of the utterly strange and mysteriously odd.

http://peopleofwalmart.com/
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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2009, 11:03:22 AM »
You see all types in there. My favorite recently was a group of teenage kids with mullets...in a HUGE redneck part of Alabama south of Birmingham...with tuxedos and prom dresses all buying condoms. At least they were being considerate of the teen pregnancy rate here in Alabama.
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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2009, 01:06:48 PM »
hahaha wow. Yea go to walmart at 11pm-3am and you'll seem some very very strange peeps there.
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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 09:37:44 PM »
hahaha wow. Yea go to walmart at 11pm-3am and you'll seem some very very strange peeps there.

How would you know?  Unless of course you are one of them...  Hmmm...   :D

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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2009, 09:39:06 PM »
Linky no worky...

Offline Meatwad

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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2009, 09:42:54 PM »
Not working for me either.

And now for something completely different

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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2009, 10:24:11 PM »
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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 06:17:41 AM »
My ex stepdaughter use to work there and I would go pick her up sometimes.You see some mighty strange things sitting in the parking lot at midnight on a Saturday night.Does make you feel better about yourself.
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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 06:22:04 AM »
Never been in a Wal Mart.
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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 01:20:43 PM »
Never been in a Wal Mart.

You and George Bush. :lol   

I heard President Nixon went to a Wal-Mart long after he retired and was just amazed, telling Lady Bird "Look, they have everything here, clothes, housewares and even lawnmowers!"

I've lived in a few small towns were Wal-Mart was "the mall" in the city.  In those towns they have even more variety in-store than they have in your suburban Wal-Marts.

I love Wal-Mart, because they're helping me make ends meet each month.  I know a lot of people hate Wal-Mart either because they have issues with their labor policies or they hate the competition.  You can compete with Wal-Mart, but not on price, not selling the same stuff.

Try to buy a chess set at Wal-Mart..  You get maybe two choices of cheap plastic stuff.  Want to compete? Open a store that caters to chess and offer 100 different sets in wood, rock, metal, resin, etc. and in multiple themes.  People gotta come to you for stuff they want that they can't find at Wally World.  Same concept times a thousand different product types... You can compete.


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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 01:40:05 PM »
Selling to wallyworld is just as bad. They have closed down many companies by pretty much stealing their product and process and getting the chineese to make it for pennies.
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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2009, 08:48:44 PM »
Never been in a Wal Mart.

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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2009, 09:39:14 PM »
OMG, in the middle of that site there is a guy with a jean jacket and a unicorn painted in whiteout.  At the bottom of the super cool jean jacket is his youtube link.  youtube.com/rickytic3, some purely classic stuff in there.
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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2009, 12:59:38 AM »
Try working at a wally world overnight.  Worked at one a couple years ago and we had a guy that would come in and DJ the radios in the electronics department.  They had to ask him to leave one night because he started to use profanity during his argument with the people in the picture frames.  Hell I had to talk to the man when he wondered over to where I was working.  Said to me one night the he found a duck in Burns Park that looked just like me :uhoh.  I guessed then that he prob had a mental problem and that was confirmed here about a week ago.  It scared the crap out of me that my origanal belief that he was schizophrenic was correct and that every now and then he would come off his meds.
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Re: People of walmart
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2009, 01:15:31 AM »
it must rock livin in the US Virgin Islands  :rock
Not if you wanna go to Walmart. :D
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