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Offline Shuffler

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What the...............
« on: September 09, 2009, 04:18:05 PM »
The mighty 80th, known for their 38 parts distribution scheme with a side business in black market blenders, was on the tarmac... engines running. Final discussions on how to take off without hitting anything were in full swing. As 38s sat there a large flight of friendlies took off in the other direction. They must have numbered around 40 machines of all makes and models. The sky around us was full of friendly icons and we felt comfortable as our discussion continued. These discussion can be long winded given the importance of not crashing before we even lift off.

It was Lazer who came up with the novel idea of following the concrete trail we were sitting on. He wisely noted that it seemed straight and that there were no obvious obstacles to hinder our rollout. OK... the plan was set. We would roll on my command.

Gentlemen let's BOOM BOOM BOOM ............ ahhhhhhhhhhh  

OK who was supposed to be watching for enemy aircraft. Mir said, "hey the sky was full of green".


Seems there was a lone spit came through the sea of green and got 3 of us sitting on the tarmac. I have not laughed so hard in a long time.
« Last Edit: September 09, 2009, 04:37:52 PM by Shuffler »
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Re: What the...............
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 04:26:27 PM »
Oh Man, I'd have paid to see the looks on your faces - that would have been priceless  :D :rofl


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Re: What the...............
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 04:50:33 PM »
Who was it?
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 05:00:32 PM »
ahhh no names. Just to say we laughed hard for a bit. The fella was a brave soul to wade through all that green. I don't think any of them even reacted.

What was so funny is the fact that none of us saw him coming becuse we were so into our discussion.  :rofl Later lazer said he saw tracers hitting and tried to .ef but got killed too. We were sitting there in a tight group... surprised he didn't get more than three.
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Re: What the...............
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 05:29:27 PM »
ahhh no names. Just to say we laughed hard for a bit. The fella was a brave soul to wade through all that green. I don't think any of them even reacted.

What was so funny is the fact that none of us saw him coming becuse we were so into our discussion.  :rofl Later lazer said he saw tracers hitting and tried to .ef but got killed too. We were sitting there in a tight group... surprised he didn't get more than three.

LOL :D

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Re: What the...............
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2009, 06:29:21 PM »
Was hilarious..  A mission of a large number of la7's was rolling opposite way as us, maybe 50 ft from the field.  We got the brunt of my spitties anger. :D

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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 09:33:34 PM »
We were on the tarmac with 152s watermelon chatting away and some slob got 7 kills in 1 swoop. :mad:
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2009, 09:37:23 PM »
Lol sounds like when me and the 82nd were on the runway once, chatting away. All of a sudden, a lone B24 comes in at 8k above us, through all the green and dropped at least 4 fat eggs on our face, killing 4 of us. Hahahah.
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Re: What the...............
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2009, 09:38:59 PM »
 Well I understand your not putting the name of that masked man out there . He knows what hes done and he must have been in such a shock he could only get three of you guys . But its the moments of this game good or bad or funny that make this game a memorable one .
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Re: What the...............
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2009, 02:28:04 AM »
hit a base one time as a mission was upping, got 5 or so with bombs and rockets (pony) got chased down by LAs shortly thereafter lol  :x
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Re: What the...............
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2009, 03:11:59 AM »
LOL, shuffler you can take the bad and bring the funny out of it.  Just one of those things you got to sit back a laugh about.  And salute to the brave lone person who dare to dive in a hornets nest a vulch a few guys.  You deserved them kills.
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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2009, 04:02:44 AM »


It was Lazer who came up with the novel idea of following the concrete trail we were sitting on. He wisely noted that it seemed straight and that there were no obvious obstacles to hinder our rollout.

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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2009, 07:06:45 AM »
It happens to all of us on occasion.  Way to keep your humor on! :lol
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Re: What the...............
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2009, 07:20:52 AM »
Whole bunch of Flying Mongrels  in Jeeps all lined up for a race. Just as daddog is counting down to go one sneaky squadmate comes over in a D3a1 and got about 12 of us with a single bomb. Man you should of heard the vox channel erupt! ROFL

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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2009, 07:38:18 AM »
I've always dreamed of catching the mighty 80th on the runway, or even on some hilltop somewhere with a generator and a few blenders making Margarita's......... In either case, I am unsure if I'd be able to handle the excitement.  Probably wind up auguring.

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