Irrefutable proof of global warming

[Shuffler]

floating objects (including ice and polar bears) displace their own weight in water so the whole arctic could melt without raising sea levels. duh!

lol duh... not all ice is floating on the water.... 

[Reaper90]

but polar bears live in the arctic and that all floats.

nuh-uhh. dutten, either.

[Stalwart]

Here it is!~   



 

[Reaper90]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????

[gyrene81]

water evaporates more when its hotter so sea levels go down. duh!

Holmes, it is common knowledge that if global warming does occur and accelerates to the point of melting all of the ice in both hemispheres, A - there is enough ice on Antarctica alone to raise sea levels to bury the north american atlantic and pacific coastlines an estimated 150 miles inland at a minimum. B - the temperatures wouldn't be high enough for evaporation to have any effect on the rising sea levels. C - any evaporation that would occur would contribute to heavy rainfall which in turn would increase sea levels.

So RTFM again...DUH!!!

[Reaper90]

Holmes, it is common knowledge that if global warming does occur and accelerates to the point of melting all of the ice in both hemispheres, A - there is enough ice on Antarctica alone to raise sea levels to bury the north american atlantic and pacific coastlines an estimated 150 miles inland at a minimum.

Which is why we find fossilized whale bones and aquatic dinosaurs fossils in places like Utah.... the dinosaurs had a thing for SUV's and coal-fired power plants, and when they created the last big "global warming" half of N America ended up under water.

[batch]

so hard to think about the myth of global warming while we are in a low temperature trend for the past many years and currently sit in the middle of one of the coolest years on record........ I need to burn some more trees and drive around some more for the good of all the planet

[Stalwart]

so hard to think about the myth of global warming while we are in a low temperature trend for the past many years and currently sit in the middle of one of the coolest years on record........ I need to burn some more trees and drive around some more for the good of all the planet

Just wait, in another fifteen years we're going to hear about the imminent new Ice Age.

[RTHolmes]

Holmes, it is common knowledge that if global warming does occur and accelerates to the point of melting all of the ice in both hemispheres, A - there is enough ice on Antarctica alone to raise sea levels to bury the north american atlantic and pacific coastlines an estimated 150 miles inland at a minimum. B - the temperatures wouldn't be high enough for evaporation to have any effect on the rising sea levels. C - any evaporation that would occur would contribute to heavy rainfall which in turn would increase sea levels.

So RTFM again...DUH!!!

so how does that explain the polar bears?

[TheAce]

Just a month or so ago this was a thriving port, now look at it

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[SIK1]

Just wait, in another fifteen years we're going to hear about the imminent new Ice Age.

Heard that in the seventies. Pretty good news stories too. All the big network news agencies talked about it, brought experts in too with pretty graphs and animation. Ooh scary stuff. Glad we're going the other way. I much prefer shorts and flip flops too parkas and Sorels.

I'm sure Moray will be along soon to enlighten us on our transgressions

[Reaper90]

so how does that explain the polar bears?

explain what? Their populations are higher now than in the last 25+ years.....

[Shifty]

explain what? Their populations are higher now than in the last 25+ years.....

He lost the oceans rising debate so now he has to concentrate on the polar bears... Duh. 

[Meatwad]

Polar bears rise?

[AirFlyer]

Serious Business