NEW ORD

[Nemisis]

Hey looks like a perfect magazine for you! You should consider reading the section about "How to take insults like the man you are", would do some good for ya! Have fun, looks interesting.                

*nem snickers* OMG ace.... hehehe (chuckles)

But I would love to have napalm. Have it have like twice the blast radius, and do normal damage to towns, fule and ord at bases, but half to everything else. I mean you can't have it do no damage to tanks: do you really want to be sitting in a steel box when someone drops napalm near you....

[usvi]

Only if you can use it against friendlies

Friendly Fire...not so friendly at all.

[Nemisis]

Best of the "Murphy's law of Combat"

Friendly fire isn't
Suppressive fire won't
The blast radius of a grenade is always one foot further than your jumping radius
If the enemy is in range, so are you
If your attack is going well, your heading into an ambush
When you have plenty of ammo, you never miss, when you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire
Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than yourself
Never draw enemy fire, it annoys your friends
Don't choose a conspicuous hiding spot, it is conspicuous.

The list goes on.