polish jokes(if your polish i apologize)

[l0newolf]

    some of my favs.






           1. A blind polish man walks into a bar and says "hey anybody wanna hear a joke?" everybody said "yeah!" so he starts "2 polish guys were walking down the street" then the bartender stops him and says   "wait theres a polish boxer sitting next to you a polish street fighter on your other side and im a polish guy who has connections to the mob you really want to go though with that joke?" the blind man thinks for a minute and says"yeah your right i dont wanna explain it 3 times"






   2. 3 men were lined up to be executed one man says "well i want to go to heaven when i die so i want to face up" so they face him up and the blade stops an inch from his neck so they let him go, a french man says "i came from the earth so i want to face down" so they face him down and again the blade stops and inch from his neck so they let him go to then a polish man walks up and they ask witch way he wants to face and the polish guy answers "i aint getting on that thing untill its fixed!"







                                                           





                                                         




                                                                                                                                               
 

[l0newolf]

heres a bonus





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[hubsonfire]

In.

Do you realize how stupid you look, trying to tell Polish jokes, when you're functionally illiterate?

[phatzo]

hubs your sig is the funniest thing IN this thread

[batch]

INtelligence is INdeed lackINg

[EskimoJoe]

hubs your sig is the funniest thing IN this thread

INtelligence is INdeed lackINg

QFT x 2

[oakranger]

I am part Polish from my mother side of family.  I really don't understand why there are some many Polish jokes. Needless to say, i have no emotional feelings of these as far as anger, and you really are pushing it to get it good from skuzzy.

[jdbecks]

I am part Polish from my mother side of family.  I really don't understand why there are some many Polish jokes. Needless to say, i have no emotional feelings of these as far as anger, and you really are pushing it to get it good from skuzzy.

that's the first time I have heard polish jokes...mostly its about the Irish. infact its the same sort of jokes, all that's changed is the person in the jokes nationality.

[oakranger]

Yes jdbecks, i do hear a lot of Irish jokes as well as black jokes. I should just exulted the Polish.

[OOZ662]

We have a "_____ Baranski's Polish Cup" (name removed to protect the innocent ) which has the handle on the inside...

[cpxxx]

Do you realize how stupid you look, trying to tell Polish jokes, when you're functionally illiterate?

I guess he must be Irish, 

I'm allowed to say that, aren't I?

[Westy]

"I'm allowed to say that, aren't I?"

  cpxxx


I'd post some "l0newolf" jokes but I believe I'd get in trouble for picking on someone
under the age of 14 in this state.

[DREDIOCK]

Its going to be INteresting to see how this ends

Suggest posting this stuff here instead

http://www.flamewarriors.net/forum/index.php

[l0newolf]

I guess he must be Irish, 

I'm allowed to say that, aren't I?

you win the prize

[l0newolf]

"I'm allowed to say that, aren't I?"

  cpxxx


I'd post some "l0newolf" jokes but I believe I'd get in trouble for picking on someone
under the age of 14 in this state.

hehe go ahead i could care less