Go vikings
Oh boy, here come the Band Wagoneers.
Yes, the Vikes are looking pretty good.
NOTICE TO ALL FAIR WEATHER FANS: Here's your chance to get on board, even if you're from Arkansas, the winning bandwagon. Come pick the strong horse in the race! People will marvel, when the Vikes win the Super Bowl, at your prescience. You can just smirk and tell 'em you've been a fan through thick and thin.
You might even get laid for a change as the secondhand glory reflects a flattering glow onto your slightly shrivelled unit.
Sorry, Kilo... I'm not really singling you out. For all I know you're from that neck of the woods.
Fact: right now, Minnesota's making everyone else look second class.
Go Bears, even if they die in the 'dome.