See, my favorite bomber sortie isn't one where I landed epic amounts of perks (even though I got quite a few
) but rather one where I got someone to squirm...
I decided to up my lancs for once in a blue moon... So, I get up to about 20k, and at that alt, I have no issue going AFK, so I set auto pilot, grabbed a drink, let the dog out, and came back and sat down. By the time I got my headset back on and my joystick back up, I decided to just take a peek around and make sure I was good to go, and what do I see? A 262 streaming in from dead 6o'clock. At first I'm saying a variant of "oh crap" as he was too far under for me to deflect my tail gun enough to get him, but he pulls up a bit and "oh crap" becomes "this'll be fun." He reaches d600 and I let loose. Once he hit ~d300 he was spinning down, and the bugger took out my top gunner... Now many would call it good and leave it here, be he couldn't. A few minutes later, I look back and see a 163 chasing me... O.O I hoped to get luck again, and this time *pew pew pew* blown up rocket... Same guy, and he upped a 163 not once, not twice, but 3 times, where he then proceeded to cuss me out over private vox (squeak), call me a hack, and log off. Then I had a successful bomb drop so it was all good... Wish I still had the film... funny stuff.
