Actually, good news, it wasn't a hernia. Instead, it was some bullchit infection, in some ingrown hair on the side of my leg, that went to some glands, and made them swell up by where it should swell when you get a hernia.
So, they cut me up, and drained it (freaked me out, watched them slice my leg, couldn't feel a thing, almost passed out, after about 5 minutes).
And I'mma at home sleepin in tomorrow and the next day, and keepin the pain out with vicodin.