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Offline SirFrancis

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It was an act that lasted five seconds
« on: October 15, 2009, 07:38:08 AM »
Becker: ‘Cupboard sex’ was on stairs

ROMEO tennis ace Boris Becker's "broom cupboard" restaurant romp actually happened on some stairs, he has revealed.
The former Wimbledon champion had sex with model Angela Ermakova on steps at London's Nobu diner.
He added: "I don't know if a bathroom is a better place but it actually happened on the stairs between the bathrooms so there was no broom cupboard."
He had previously said of the liaison: "It wasn't even an affair. It was an act that lasted five seconds." [...]

5 sec!   :rofl I guess thats called "Serve and Volley"

full article: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2683452/Boris-Becker-Cupboard-sex-at-Nobu-with-Angela-Ermakova-was-on-the-stairs.html

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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 07:57:55 AM »
 :( Ouch the puns; they hurt!  Someone please make them stop.  :bolt:
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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2009, 08:20:18 AM »
There is a reason we are called minute men!!!

We have standards to uphold here.......
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Offline RTHolmes

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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2009, 10:32:14 AM »
"Herr style"  :lol
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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2009, 10:57:25 AM »
It must not be his racket.  :lol
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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2009, 11:09:32 AM »
One Pump Chump?
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Offline druski85

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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2009, 11:26:06 AM »
She played him up close, and it looks like he lobbed her a passing shot.   :t  :bolt:

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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 12:44:40 PM »
Imagine the "facial" expression he gave her....
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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2009, 01:14:39 PM »
I'm sure he said."this has never happened before"... 5 seconds... BAHAhahahahaha 
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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2009, 03:58:47 PM »
I suppose the score was 1 love....... in a rather short game.
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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2009, 04:18:48 PM »
Some of those were very punny.  To bad he faulted at the start of the match.
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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2009, 04:22:36 PM »
He had no idea what to do..... they have no bases in tennis.
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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2009, 04:22:49 PM »
It happens and for those of you that say it has never happened to...well stop telling yourself lies and you will go much farther in life. I will never forget my short run experience...thank goodness for all the warmup on the driving range and the great drive off the first tee; the terrific second shot to get on the green before going for the birdie...too bad the putt was really short of the hole that night...
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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2009, 04:34:09 PM »
Oh my god man. :rofl
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Re: It was an act that lasted five seconds
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2009, 04:41:56 PM »
Quote from: Nefarious on October 15, 2009, 11:09:32 AM
One Pump Chump?

 Or a 2 stroke diesel....
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