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Offline Bosco123

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Bird:0 Spider:1
« on: October 24, 2009, 04:59:56 PM »
I have this oversize spider outside of my window, that has made a nest the size of a regular window. So I'm sitting on my porch, just passing time, when I see this baby bird, trying to learn how to fly, he hits out big window, which was kind of funny then he hit's my window, but this time, this big bellybutton spider's nest catches the baby bird! That spider moved so fast, he is not all wraped up and is about to get sucked up. lmao!

So, bird OWNED!
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2009, 05:42:04 PM »
lol, be careful Bosco.
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2009, 06:11:49 PM »
Made me think of this...



:D

Another...

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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2009, 06:27:55 PM »
Any spider that big needs to DIE!!!!
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2009, 08:09:29 PM »
Quote from: Bosco123 on October 24, 2009, 04:59:56 PM
I have this oversize spider outside of my window, that has made a nest the size of a regular window. So I'm sitting on my porch, just passing time, when I see this baby bird, trying to learn how to fly, he hits out big window, which was kind of funny then he hit's my window, but this time, this big bellybutton spider's nest catches the baby bird! That spider moved so fast, he is not all wraped up and is about to get sucked up. lmao!

So, bird OWNED!

what???? no pictures??????????????? :mad: :furious
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2009, 08:10:45 PM »
Quote from: Saxman on October 24, 2009, 06:11:49 PM
Made me think of this...

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:D

Another...

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ya know? i'm not afraid of spiders....and i don;t like to kill em, 'cause they eat the annoying creatures.

put one that friggin big near me, and i'm shootin his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :noid
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2009, 08:56:56 PM »
TTIWWOP
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2009, 09:14:29 PM »
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put one that friggin big near me, and i'm shootin his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :noid


Drywall...................... .......$10.00

Joint compound and tape.....$15.00

Watching Cap1 spend the afternoon patching the wall where he went Dirty Harry on the spiders ass..............Priceless   :rofl
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2009, 09:37:42 PM »
Quote from: mbailey on October 24, 2009, 09:14:29 PM

put one that friggin big near me, and i'm shootin his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :noid


Drywall...................... .......$10.00

Joint compound and tape.....$15.00

Watching Cap1 spend the afternoon patching the wall where he went Dirty Harry on the spiders ass..............Priceless   :rofl

 :aok

i'll have to see if i can find the pictures of the camel spiders a friend of mine took when he was over in the sandbox.......those things are creepy.

besides.....if i was gonna squoosh him......what the hell would i hit him with? a shovel? in the case of the ones pictured, a snoew shovel no less..... :noid :rofl :rofl :bolt:
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2009, 10:08:41 PM »
Quote from: CAP1 on October 24, 2009, 08:10:45 PM

put one that friggin big near me, and i'm shootin his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :noid

CAP, CAP, CAP, haven't you learned anything?

Shooting Mongo only makes him mad.
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2009, 10:11:52 PM »
Quote from: Reschke on October 24, 2009, 06:27:55 PM
Any spider that big needs to DIE!!!!

EVERY spider needs to die.  I'm terrified of them
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2009, 10:13:02 PM »
 IM a plumber in NH and Ive seen lots of spiders. And lots together in well houses..all up overhead just hanging there. The biggest Ive ever seen up here was in my dad's old shop. He came up out of the old floor drain,which basically was just a hole in the floor. It was also what I called the gateway to hell, after seeing other large odd bugs crawl out of it.

This spider was the size of a small tarantula. Legs and all about the size of my palm and I have large hands. My bud (we were jammin out at the time) grabbed a sledgehammer and set it on its back. Dead weight of the hammer. It wiggled out from under it and ran across the floor. My bud then chased it(freaked out btw) and squished it with a blow from the hammer. That did the trick.

I hate spiders, but have had to crawl in places where you feel them crawl against you, but you block it out to get the job done. Theres worse jobs I guess. Luckily up here they are harmless.
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2009, 10:13:33 PM »
Quote from: Saxman on October 24, 2009, 10:08:41 PM
CAP, CAP, CAP, haven't you learned anything?

Shooting Mongo only makes him mad.

 :noid :rofl :noid :bolt:

ut....mongo like cute litl spider./....
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2009, 10:16:38 PM »
Quote from: FiLtH on October 24, 2009, 10:13:02 PM
I hate spiders, but have had to crawl in places where you feel them crawl against you, but you block it out to get the job done. Theres worse jobs I guess. Luckily up here they are harmless.

No spider is harmless for me.  My heart is liable to skip a beat if one touches me. 
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Re: Bird:0 Spider:1
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2009, 10:19:22 PM »
Quote from: Banshee7 on October 24, 2009, 10:11:52 PM
EVERY spider needs to die.  I'm terrified of them

when i was about 13 years old. mom almost killed all three of us..my brother, me and her....because of a spider about the size of a nickel.

 see...mom is terrified of them. both my brother and i used to make fun of her because of this.

 well, one night, she's driving up gibbsboro rd, and sees a spider on her windshield. she decides to play "cool" and simply hits the wipers, along with the washer.......it all went wonderful, till the wipers swiped twice, and spidey was still there.
 now she goes into a panic, as she realized that spidey was on the INSIDE of the windshield.  :rofl
 she grabbed a note tablet out of the center console, and started trying to swat it. meanwhile, traffic in front of us wasn't moving anymore, and we were still doing around 30 mph. she nearly locked up the brakes trying to miss the car in front. launched me onto the floor in the back, and my brother had to brace on the dashboard.

 she hasn't made that mistake again.  :noid
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