Ghost Type

[AKKuya]

Anybody know the classification of the ghost that has intimate encounters with humans?  Like the scene in Ghostbusters with Dan Akroyd.  Conversations at work.

[noTch]

My wife says, they are called Succubus. She love to research the paranormal
Her online sources say that Succubus or, plural, Succubi manifest in the form of a
woman to seduce men for sex  (this sounds familiar). Succubi draw energy from
men to sustain themselves, often till the victim is exhausted or dies. Male counterparts
are known as Incubus    There was a Star Trek:TNG episode where Beverly Crusher
was a victim of an Incubus. 

[AKKuya]

Thanks.

Now I can bring out the ole Ouiga Board and summon the ghost of Marilyn Monroe!!!!!!!!!!   Schwinnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!

[1pLUs44]

Speaking of Ouija board, had some lady who lived by us do one with my brother and his friend, and they've never been the same. Now, weird things happen to them. Lady is nutts, so now, I just keep away. Don't want her to cast a spell on meh!

[Lusche]

Don't want her to cast a spell on meh!

This is the picture that immediately came to my mind when reading this line:



 

[gyrene81]

Thanks.

Now I can bring out the ole Ouiga Board and summon the ghost of Marilyn Monroe!!!!!!!!!!   Schwinnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck...too many stories of people experiencing abnormal things in their lives after messing with a Ouija board...you might want to take some precautions before getting that thing stirred up. There are some supposed things you should do to "protect yourself" before a Ouija board is used.

[Reaper90]

This is the picture that immediately came to my mind when reading this line:

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Thanks a lot, snailman...

<--- goes to change undies and get towel to wipe off keyboard

[1pLUs44]

Yea, she's pretty cool, and she wants us to go to some haunted bridge on Halloween. (Jake's bridge, Hutto Texas)

Apparently some nutt job in the '30s killed his wife and kids in a near by house, and hung himself off a bridge. And they say if you put your car in neutral on the bridge, it'll push you across, and if there's powder on the back, you'll see hand prints. Same with the house, there's supposedly screams and what not coming from it. (find the 2nd one harder to believe, they say it's an abandon house, but I googled it, never seen no pictures or nothin.

Thinkin' bout checking it out, but knowing her, she's gonna do some effed up witch thing, and send a bunch of pissed off ghosts into the car to kill us or something. 

[allaire]

If your wife did do any kind of research about it she would have found that a succubus is not a ghost.

[MrMeanie]

full body apparition?

[DaCoon]

Speaking of Ouija board, had some lady who lived by us do one with my brother and his friend, and they've never been the same. Now, weird things happen to them. Lady is nutts, so now, I just keep away. Don't want her to cast a spell on meh!

Just get some gris-gris from da VooDoo priestess     

[Stalwart]

There are some supposed things you should do to "protect yourself" before a Ouija board is used.

Like smash it, or burn it, or otherwise destroy and remove the obscene occult paraphernalia from your residence.

My brother was given one as a gift when he turned ten years old (+/- a year).  The whole family thought I had lost my mind when cracked that thing under my heal and carried it to the curb in the trash.  It didn't bother me one bit to take the heat.  I still know I did the right thing, and I think about the poor kid who's mother let him buy that to give as a present... 

[1pLUs44]

Like smash it, or burn it, or otherwise destroy and remove the obscene occult paraphernalia from your residence.

My brother was given one as a gift when he turned ten years old (+/- a year).  The whole family thought I had lost my mind when cracked that thing under my heal and carried it to the curb in the trash.  It didn't bother me one bit to take the heat.  I still know I did the right thing, and I think about the poor kid who's mother let him buy that to give as a present... 

You're supposed to cut it into 7 pieces and bury it, or it's like an open doorway or somethin along those lines. That nuttjob lady told me. (And I know she's a nuttjob, she thinks that if there's a all concrete fence or something around a grave, it's a witch, and I'm pretty sure it ain't true, but I ain't gonna call her word, because I don't know who she'll piss off. I'd be not so happy if she woke up some REALLY old, REALLY pissed off dead lady who can use magic.)

[Stalwart]

You're supposed to cut it into 7 pieces and bury it, or it's like an open doorway or somethin along those lines.

Don't have to worry about such rules.  I'm covered. 

[1pLUs44]

Oh, I don't really care, just what she says. And if she says it, I keep a good mind to make sure it gets done if I'm ever put in that situation.