Beer and the "Buffalo Theory"

[Heater]

It's like this; a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members!
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! ... That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!!"


                                                                                            

[klingan]

 

 

[maddafinga]

And why you should drink stronger beers too, speed the process up and make it more aggressive in general. 

[68ZooM]

lol most people i see after a "few" beers, dont look really that smart to me    .... 

[Soulyss]

lol most people i see after a "few" beers, dont look really that smart to me    .... 

I don't know, once at end of what was a very long night where we closed the bar and were sitting around after hours with a couple people and the bar tender, my esteemed friend sat up from where he was laying on top of the bar and looked right at me and informed me that he had just transcended pure reason.  Now I'm not sure what that process entails but I'm guess all the alcohol we consumed that night definitely helped us get to that point.

[Plazus]

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.                                                                                       

This is actually a myth. Alchohol does not actually kill brain cells. All it does is temporarily impair motor control and judgement. 

But I do like your analogy!! Hee hee. 

[BlauK]

lol most people i see after a "few" beers, dont look really that smart to me    .... 

Correct observation 
That is only natural because those few beers  have made you a bit smarter, thus the other people you see are relatively a bit dumber  

However, this does not really reveal us why after a few beers the women also seem more beautiful 
Do them beers make us relatively uglier 

[BiPoLaR]

are you trying to get me drinking again?

damn i picked the wrong time to go sober

[68ZooM]

Correct observation 
That is only natural because those few beers  have made you a bit smarter, thus the other people you see are relatively a bit dumber  

However, this does not really reveal us why after a few beers the women also seem more beautiful 
Do them beers make us relatively uglier 

No  lol, im the one serving them, im a bartender and let me tell ya ive seen it all, as far as the Ugly women goes........ like they say ,....... BEER.. making ugly women beautiful sense 1889   hahahaha

[Heater]

Correct observation 

However, this does not really reveal us why after a few beers the women also seem more beautiful 
Do them beers make us relatively uglier 

"Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.!" W. C. Fields

"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver." Babe Ruth

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Lyndon B. Johnson


"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Paul Horning



"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." H. L. Mencken


"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin

[BlauK]

Beer makes women beautiful:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtS2PGXPUTs