The noob moments...

[stealth]

Punctuation, grammar, and spelling!

Fixed... For the most part...

do i care i got this new keyboard hard to find all the buttons

[Bosco123]

I sense a little bit of self loving in there.. 

Of course, I give myself a lot of credit becasue I know I have a decent amount of skill. I know I'm not the best, but I know I'm about the top 20% that fly's now.

I'm a Marine, I know I'm the best!

[crazierthanu]

I think one of the biggest noob moments of me and my entire squad was when all 6 of us dove in one a set of b24's from about 12k. Every single one of us died, we either augured or rammed the bombers.

[Nemisis]

Lol, I remember when I collided with a landing bomber the first time I flew the 163.

[Flipperk]

I remember I got 8 bomber kills in a 262 then headed back to land...


well I was being pursued by a few cons so I go in nice and low *This was when you could land at 500 MPH*


I decided I needed some extra feet for the runway so I would land in the grass about 200 feet ahead of the runway then brake to land..


well I forgot to put my gear down and I belly landed...thats fine I thought I should just barely make it!


...stopped about 15 feet short of the runway...



..ditched

[Nemisis]

I  hate when you have aimed your landing perfectly, and then when you touch down your gear brakes and screws up your landing.


Lol, I had been practicing carrier landings, and the first time I flew the -4 hawg, the carrier turned just before I touched down and killed me.

[greens]

dogfighted 6 spittys on deck got 3 then a fellow rook says wth you doing greens? after he said that i blew up. DOH!! forgot i was ina 262 

[sandwich]

It was my first week of actually playing as Sandwich. Or was it before then? whatever.

It takes me an entire week to get 19 perks to fly the -1c. It took me a while looking at it to see the difference between it and the -1D.

IT HAD 4 20MM CANNON!!!!

I sit on the carrier and waited untill it stopped turning before hitting WEP and moving down the carrier deck. I was heavy with 2 1000 pounders and rockets. I let auto take off do its job.

I slammed into the ocean. There goes my perks. I flip out.

1 week later I go light and take 25% fuel and take off from the carrier. It turns at the last second. Thankfully my wreck stops just short of falling off the carrier.

I take off again and i finally get it up. I am ecstatic. I fly over the airfield that we're attcking and see a plane coming out of the hangar. I go to vultch it.

I lawndart my -1C and quit the game for 2 days before coming back to it.

[Nemisis]

Why do newbs vulch? I never vulched in my life. Even as a newb I thought it distateful.

[phatzo]

NVM
I thought it said moob moment

[Wagger]

Why do newbs vulch? I never vulched in my life. Even as a newb I thought it distateful.

It because your special.  Oh here comes the bus now!

[Nemisis]

THE BUS FULL OF CASH? WOOOT!!!!!! 

[pervert]

my n00b moment 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLtR8_qw_yM

[phatzo]

Not an AH nOOb moment but a very nOObish attempt at a mechanical bull

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTZ5rRzggQk

[Wagger]

One good thing about noob moments is recalling them.  Lucky for most of us we did not know about recording our flights when we started.  If so make sure and erase them.