Hey wait a minute, you said you didn't know me from Adam not half an hour ago, now you're my dad? 
In the time spent prior to opening this thread I, as previously stated, knew three or four pigs by name. I never heard of you, personally, nor did I know you were any sort of E-authority figure within the E-squadron.
Since that time, given my super-human powers of observation; yes. Yes, I am your father, yes, your ego is out of control and, yes, you deserve a spanking.
Now pull down your pants and take your medicine, junior. Dont mind the goat.