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Offline mechanic

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cookie revenge - clever lady
« on: November 05, 2009, 01:27:12 AM »

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This is a true story.
Please forward when you finish reading!

A little background:

Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a very expensive boutique
shop (they sell a typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00)

My daughter and I had just finished lunch at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe in
Dallas , USA Because both of us are such biscuit lovers, we decided to
try the 'Neiman-Marcus cookie'. It was so excellent that I asked if they
would give me the recipe. The waitress said with a small frown, 'I'm
afraid not, but you can buy the recipe.'

I asked how much, and she responded; 'Only two fifty - it's a great
deal'

I agreed to that, and told her to add it to my bill.

Thirty days later, I got my Visa statement, and the Neiman-Marcus charge
was $285. I looked at it again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95
for two sandwiches and about $20 for a scarf. At the bottom of the
statement, it said, 'Cookie Recipe - $250.00'. That was outrageous!

I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress had
said it was 'two fifty', which clearly does not mean 'two hundred and
fifty dollars' by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase.
Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund my money because
according to them; 'What the waitress told you is not our problem. You
have already seen the recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money.

I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes
which govern fraud in the state of Texas .. I threatened to report them to
the Better Business Bureau and The Texas Attorney General's office. I
was basically told: Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you
can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money back'

I said, OK, you've got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of
fun. I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in
the world with an e-mail account gets a $250 cookie recipe from
Neiman-Marcus for free. She replied, 'I wish you wouldn't do that.' I
said, 'Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you RIPPED
ME OFF!' and slammed down the phone.

So here it is! Please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of.
I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make
another penny from this recipe!


NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved as this makes heaps)

2 (500 ml) cups butter
680 g chocolate chips
4 (1000 ml) cups flour
2 (500 ml) cups brown sugar
2 tsp.. (10 ml) Bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp. (5 ml) salt
2 (500 ml) cups sugar
500 g Grated Cadbury chocolate
5 (1250 ml) cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. (10 ml) baking powder
2 tsp. (10 ml) vanilla
3 cups (375 ml) chopped nuts (optional)

Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the
butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour,
oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and bicarbonate of soda. Add chocolate
chips, grated Chocolate and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches
apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees (180 C).

The above quantities make 112 cookies. Enjoy!

PLEASE KEEP THE RECIPE AND SEND IT TO EVERY PERSON YOU KNOW WHO HAS AN
E-MAIL ADDRESS!





made me laugh anyhow, here's a free cookie recipe  :aok
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Offline Rollins

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Re: cookie revenge - clever lady
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 01:44:53 AM »
That's pretty good.
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Re: cookie revenge - clever lady
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 07:35:51 AM »
Here you go...


The recipe might be good though.


http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/cookie.asp

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Re: cookie revenge - clever lady
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 08:04:05 AM »
My on earth she didn't check the bill before signing for it beats me.  Easy come easy go. 

Having said that I'd have gone straight in for the manager explained the situation.  If that didn't resolve the matter I'd have parked me car outside with the recipe on a sign on the cars roof.  Then I would handed out recipe leaflets to their customers as they went in.

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Re: cookie revenge - clever lady
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 08:12:44 AM »
My aunt works at Needless Markups.  They give the recipes out for free.
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Re: cookie revenge - clever lady
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 08:14:20 AM »
This is not a "true story".

The story has been knocking around since 1948 in various forms.
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Re: cookie revenge - clever lady
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 01:32:13 PM »
This is not a "true story".

The story has been knocking around since 1948 in various forms.

That's why I posted the Snopes link about that story.

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Re: cookie revenge - clever lady
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2009, 12:52:42 AM »
Even so, I can vouch for the amazing-osity of the recipe. I grew up on it after we got it from an email in 199# (Go figure  :rolleyes:). These are the most amazing cookies you will ever eat. If it turns out that the recipe has been altered into some nasty form over the years, I will scan our well worn and cookie dough stained recipe.
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