Well, on a serious note, I've played AH since 2004. Been married for 10 years, have three rowdy boys, ages 5, 8, and 10. Live a very paid-for lifestyle on a 10 acre plot of land. Flayed1, my brother, lives a whole 500ft away from me and plays AH on occasion. Closest towns are Adrian (pop. 150) to the south and Nyssa, eight miles north (pop. 3100). I work a pretty stagnant job running a mill and heavy equipment at a small mining outfit south of Adrian. It pays the bills, but that's about it. We just got DSL strung out here not long ago, and it has made playing this game much more enjoyable.