Towed Target Service announced..........

[Badger]

Does your squad need a towed target for practice sessions that shoots back?

Feeling like you personally need to shoot someone down?

Want to beat on a Baby Harp Seal?

Then call on Badger to fly against your squad in the TA, or modified SEA with full realism.

He'll adapt to being whatever "bad guy" type of posture and scenario situation you would like to practice.

He'll fly a fighter plane or a bomber, drive any vehicle you want and take on any amount of numbers.  

Simply use the e-mail address under profiles and book his dance card for your next party.

The service price is negotiable, but a free beer at the first AH CON in October is a good start.  

[Lance]

Hmm, baby seal clubbing?  Might appeal to our Canadian members.  Maybe we can fit you in between the "professional dancers" and midget tossing act on squad nights, Badger

Gordo
Fat DRUNK Bastards!

[Wardog]

Dam im sleely, though it said Towd Target service,in header..

Where do i sign up to kill Towd.

I kill chutes, sheep & Towd on the runway...




[This message has been edited by Wardog (edited 05-16-2000).]

[Exile]

Midget tossing?!?!   Dude .... count me in!!  

[Cobra]

"Professional Dancers"???  The fat drunk bastards are into River Dance??

Cobra

[Lizard3]

What? Fat Neeked Dancers at the river giggin fer toads? <looks over shoulder> "Yeah Mable, I'm goona refeil them thar ice traes. I'm pakin the coowler, be back in a week er two."

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Lizardicus of The Screamin Meanies
  "Never take counsel of your fears."
T.J.(Stonewall) Jackson

[Lance]

Heh, I am sure that is what some of our members spouses think it is, Cobra.

Gordo

[-towd_]

yep on the runway cause if towd is in the air you are buzzy runnin like a cat with its bellybutton on fire wardog.