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Offline VonMessa

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Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« on: November 16, 2009, 12:44:10 PM »
Please list a fictitious or humorous reason for missing a day of work and its definition

I'll start....

Anal Glaucoma  (I can't see my arse going to work, today)
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Offline Selino631

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2009, 12:47:18 PM »
FSO (can't miss the epic GV battle)
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2009, 12:48:27 PM »
Quote from: Selino631 on November 16, 2009, 12:47:18 PM
FSO (can't miss the epic GV battle)

Love it.        :rofl
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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2009, 12:49:49 PM »
I have my CDL licece..

Can't Do Labor
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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2009, 12:51:58 PM »
I have a dang operation today. It's on a stupid out patient basis. The brain dead doctors call it a Rectomology. It's an dang operation where they sever the chord running from my stunninghunk to my eyeballs so I don't have such a sh**y outlook on life. I should be in tomorrow. Dang it.

If some idiot needs me to come in today, I can cancel my dang operation...
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Offline mtnman

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2009, 01:02:20 PM »


Uh, boss?  I'm just calling to let you know I can't come in today, due to some eye problems I'm experiencing.  I just can't see coming to work...

Uh, boss?  I'm just calling to let you know I can't come in, due to some heart problems I'm experiencing.  I just don't have the heart to work today...

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2009, 01:51:20 PM »
Uhhh boss I'm not able to work today. They are doing an anal cranal inversion, yeah they are removing my head from my arse.
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Offline druski85

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2009, 02:14:42 PM »
Well for me it depends on what category we're going for...


Pathetic but true : "There is a half an inch of snow on the ground, how am I supposed to get to work!?"  (Only in the District of Columbia)  :lol

Annoying but true :  "Hey boss, I'm still in Philadelphia airport. " (2 days later...)   :furious

Sad but true : "My brother was shot this morning on the way to school."  (Led an urban development program in north-east Rochester NY, one of my employees/teens said this)  :(
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Offline Mickey1992

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2009, 02:22:31 PM »
"I have a hops infection."  (ie. hangover)
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Offline Nilsen

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2009, 02:27:30 PM »
Show me all your good excuses but dont show them to me. My boss will see them at the same time so they wont work. I just can't win :cry
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Offline mbailey

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2009, 02:29:16 PM »
While i work from home ( Insurance adjuster) I call in now and then ( I have LOTS of vacation time ) and take a MHD

Mental Health Day   :D
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Offline Belial

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2009, 02:30:00 PM »
My girlfreind got hit by a car......wait just wishful thinking :uhoh
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Offline avionix

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2009, 02:31:53 PM »
My father keeps threatening to call in to work dead.  And then mention that he could return in about 3 days.    :D
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Offline OOZ662

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2009, 04:07:41 PM »
This.

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Quote from: druski85 on November 16, 2009, 02:14:42 PM
Pathetic but true : "There is a half an inch of snow on the ground, how am I supposed to get to work!?"  (Only in the District of Columbia)  :lol
No, we get away with that one too...
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Offline Becinhu

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Re: Good excuses for missing a day of work..
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2009, 04:12:00 PM »
Sorry boss I'm drunk.
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