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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #45 on: November 19, 2009, 11:45:19 AM »


Easily the worst movie I think I've ever seen.  Ignoring the crappy acting and horrible script you have a story line that jumps all over the place, complete the a unknown island that secret agents go when they "retire" and bullets that magically fly around corners.  I really get the feeling that everyone involved in this steaming pile lost interest somewhere in the middle of production.

In fact the only reason I watched it was my friend told me that it was so bad that it wouldn't even function as a fun "bad movie night" film.  I told him he was nuts that any movie could be entertaining if you had the right mix of friends to watch it with, I was wrong.  This is a bad film.
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #46 on: November 19, 2009, 12:22:19 PM »
I am still blown away that some of you actually liked "The gods must be crazy"   that is without doubt the lamest movie ever!!!  IMO

"Battlefield Earth" also a very crappy movie,  Great book though.

 "jeepers creepers"  also very lame.
 "lost souls"   very very very bad.




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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #47 on: November 19, 2009, 12:52:25 PM »
I am still blown away that some of you actually liked "The gods must be crazy"   that is without doubt the lamest movie ever!!!  IMO



I found the movie hilarious.. it makes some very sharp observations about our society.   I'll have to dig it up out my library and watch it again to quote some specifics.

Along a similar vein..   Are you familiar with "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?"    Not the movie, it didn't come close to doing the book justice, but the book series it self ( 5 book trilogy ).

I suspect if you liked one, you liked the other.

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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #48 on: November 19, 2009, 01:04:58 PM »
( 5 book trilogy ).
How do you get a 5 book trilogy?

New math again?

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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #49 on: November 19, 2009, 01:18:44 PM »
I found the movie hilarious.. it makes some very sharp observations about our society.   I'll have to dig it up out my library and watch it again to quote some specifics.

Along a similar vein..   Are you familiar with "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?"    Not the movie, it didn't come close to doing the book justice, but the book series it self ( 5 book trilogy ).

I suspect if you liked one, you liked the other.



I watched it a long time ago, maybe that's why I found it so lame.


and ya I read "the  hitchhikers guide to the galaxy"  also years ago, but I liked "stranger in a strange land" better.

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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #50 on: November 19, 2009, 01:21:26 PM »
I watched it a long time ago, maybe that's why I found it so lame.


and ya I read "the  hitchhikers guide to the galaxy"  also years ago, but I liked "stranger in a strange land" better.

Heinlein rocks.. yeah.. loved that book too.

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« Reply #51 on: November 19, 2009, 01:22:22 PM »
I watched it a long time ago, maybe that's why I found it so lame.

How old were you when you saw it?  The first time I saw it I was still very young and didn't like it much.  Later I saw it again and thought it was brilliant.
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #52 on: November 19, 2009, 01:24:33 PM »
How do you get a 5 book trilogy?

New math again?

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that's part of the joke.

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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #53 on: November 19, 2009, 01:35:08 PM »
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« Reply #54 on: November 19, 2009, 01:38:47 PM »
How old were you when you saw it?  The first time I saw it I was still very young and didn't like it much.  Later I saw it again and thought it was brilliant.

I was around 20, locked up lol, hated it.

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« Reply #55 on: November 19, 2009, 01:57:29 PM »
I was around 20, locked up lol, hated it.

That should be old enough to know whether you like it. :lol
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #56 on: November 19, 2009, 01:58:21 PM »
That's the best you can come up with?
I only meant to be joking but I see how it crossed the line. Sorry :)


That said I love Will Farrell, but I definitely think he's probably a love-hate kind of guy. I can't watch him for more than five minutes without laughing my ... you know :)

I thought Borat was ingenious too, though I haven't seen Brueno.
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #57 on: November 19, 2009, 02:08:46 PM »
Thank you Skuzzy for saying the truth, pulp fiction was terrible...

But the worse movie I have ever seen has to be Bad Taste
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092610/

Though I will say War Inc. I shut off and never finished
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Re: Worst Film Ever
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Re: Worst Film Ever
« Reply #59 on: November 19, 2009, 02:23:57 PM »
I thought Borat was ingenious too, though I haven't seen Brueno.

Not as clever as Borat, in my opinion.  Whereas Borat exposes bigotry be pretending to be a bigot himself, Bruno is much less subtle in its attempt at social criticism.

P.S. Skip it if male nudity bothers you.
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