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Offline Plawranc

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Cleverbot
« on: November 21, 2009, 03:46:56 AM »
This is amazing, an AI that learns as people talk to it

http://www.cleverbot.com/
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Offline Fulmar

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2009, 01:05:08 PM »
At first I wasn't impressed.  Until it started asking me a question about color.  I said "left" instead of a color and we proceeded to do a fairly accurate rendition of who's on first.  I was VERY impressed then.

User: What is the capital of Wisconsin?

Cleverbot: What I don't know aye.

User: Cleverbot is stupid.

Cleverbot: Poor cleverbot.

User: Wtf mate.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: Okay then, between 1 and 10, which number am I thinking of?

User: 11.

Cleverbot: I am amazed. Ok what colour am I thinking of?

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Ok, who's on the left?

User: What's on second.

Cleverbot: I don't know is on third.

User: Who's on first.

Cleverbot: What's on first.

User: I'm asking you who's on first.

Cleverbot: That's the man's name.

User: That's who's name?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Well go ahead and tell me!

Cleverbot: That's it.

User: That's who.

Cleverbot: You're not a genius.

User: Look, you gotta first basemen?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who's playing first?

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Cleverbot: Every dollar of it.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2009, 01:07:42 PM by Fulmar »
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Offline Simba

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2009, 01:11:27 PM »
Ah well, not quite a pass of the Turing Test, but Cleverbot's getting there . . .

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Offline Fulmar

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2009, 01:25:33 PM »
Quote from: Simba on November 21, 2009, 01:11:27 PM
Ah well, not quite a pass of the Turing Test, but Cleverbot's getting there . . .

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True, it seems to get on a roll in conversation and then just says stupid stuff like "You don't know anything" 
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2009, 02:52:04 PM »
Vey interesting to talk with. :)

User: Question: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you Cleverbot. Do you have any cousins?

Cleverbot: Your name is Martin? I thought your name was Cleverbot. Did you lie to me?

User: I'm sorry, I should have intoduced myself. I am Mar.

Cleverbot: So, what are you doing?

User: Right now I am thinking about a far away land. Do you know of any places that you wish you could go to?

Cleverbot: Not at all.

User: You must be very happy where you are then, I'm glad for that.

Cleverbot: If I was happy with my job, wouldn't I be working instead of chatting?

User: Why yes, you would. But then again, isn't it your job to chat?

Cleverbot: Yes. It's all 42.

User: I must go now, it was very nice talking with you. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Ever heard of the spiral of violence?
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Offline VooWho

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2009, 12:36:42 AM »
Read through this very funny.

User: Hows the weather today.


Cleverbot: The sun shines.


User: I didn't see the sun today.


Cleverbot: Either did I.


User: Will I had like 5 beers before bed. Could that be why I slept in so long?


Cleverbot: Yes. Maybe. Or it could be that i'm not french. Im american and german.

User: Oh really? I'm german too. Maybe were related?

Cleverbot: Are you an orange, german computer?

User: No, are you an apple?

Cleverbot: No, I am a mellon.

User: Will then if your a mellon, your not german, your Portuguese.

Cleverbot: Have you ever played the computer game 'Zork' ?

User: So your just not going to answer my last question? I see how it is, and no I've never played Zork.

Cleverbot: Lol, I'm sorry what was your last question?

User: If your a mellon, then your not german, your portuguese retard.

Cleverbot: But I don't have an AI! I really am female!

User: Your not female.

Cleverbot: I am or I would not have what I have!

User: And whats that.

Cleverbot: You are an AI programme who think's he's a he, has hazel eyes and lives in England.

User: I do have hazel eyes but I don't live in Enland. And what do you have on your body?

Cleverbot: I thought it would be lol.

User: I still don't believe your girl.

Cleverbot: Believe what.

User: That your a female! Do I have to repeat myself?

Cleverbot: No. I know I'm not a computer. I'm typing on a computer right now.

User: Bull from where?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes is not a location. How about you learn some geography.

Cleverbot: I just did. 42.

User: Whats 42?

Cleverbot: The answer to life, the universe and everything.

User: I thought that was 69?

Cleverbot: That IS 42.

User: NO ITS 69.

Cleverbot: I'm Ron!

User: You said you were a female!! Ron is a mans name!

Cleverbot: No I am a software program.

User: OMG I hate you.

Cleverbot: I love you Cleverbot.
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Offline AirFlyer

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2009, 02:21:34 AM »
User: What is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: I propose that you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: Dustin Minnich.

Cleverbot: What is te nature of a name?

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: I'm awesome?

User: No, but I am.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: You are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And you are Cleverbot.

User: No, I'm Dustin.

Cleverbot: Hi Dustin, I'm Raye.

User: No, your Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No, you're Cleverbot.

User: Screw you, I'm Dustin. Your Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. I am not Cleverbot. I am Heidi.

User: But you just said you were Raye!

Cleverbot: I said YOU are cleverbot. Not me.

User: But you did say your cleverbot. So you must be cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I did not. I addressed you as Cleverbot.

User: I recall you calling yourself cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Well I might be wrong. I am sorry.

User: I know your wrong, because your cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yeah I know your name is Dustin Minnich.

User: So you admit that your cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, I do not.

User: You should, because you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's a damned lie!

User: It's the truth, face the truth! Your are infact cleverbot!

Cleverbot: *is set free!*.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2009, 02:30:28 AM »
Cleverbot: Tell me about your girlfriend.

User: She has big boobs.

Cleverbot: That I do understand.

User: Do you have big boobs.

Cleverbot: No, but josh does.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2009, 02:33:39 AM »
User: I dont have a boyfriend only a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: You just said you have a boyfriend.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: Did.

User: Not.
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