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Offline willy928

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A Little Help For Newbies
« on: December 03, 2009, 03:51:00 PM »
See Rule #4
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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 03:53:11 PM »
And for my second post, watch in amazement as I pull (insert whatever you want) from my arse....




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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 03:54:11 PM »
How old are you?
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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 03:56:48 PM »
Seen a lot of chatter lately from newbies, Most of it is stuff twelve you girls talk about in the mall. When you don't know how to do something and feel you need to waste valuable text time, try this. Use the ALT+F4 command. It will get you out of most jams. Then before you log in again, go to the help section or hit the training arena.

Another newbie annoyance is high squeaky pre adolescent voices. Maybe its just me, but Aces High before they charge the newbies daddy and his credit card, Aces High should check to see a something or two has dropped. Maybe the can work a fix for the "choir boy syndrom' into the next patch?

The last piece of advice for newbies is to use the hit ENTER button three times command when you are in a tough situation. A tough situation maybe shouting out a question like. "how do I start my tank"? Or "how come my plane wont take off"?

Wishing all you a happy holiday and to the newbies, I hope Santa brings you your "Hello Kitty" video game you asked for.
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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 04:01:29 PM »
lol can we say "shade"
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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2009, 04:09:57 PM »
May 2009? Newbie :neener:

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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2009, 04:30:04 PM »
Grow up!

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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2009, 04:44:05 PM »
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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2009, 04:55:40 PM »
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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 05:05:55 PM »
Seen a lot of chatter lately from newbies, Most of it is stuff twelve you girls talk about in the mall. When you don't know how to do something and feel you need to waste valuable text time, try this. Use the ALT+F4 command. It will get you out of most jams. Then before you log in again, go to the help section or hit the training arena.

Another newbie annoyance is high squeaky pre adolescent voices. Maybe its just me, but Aces High before they charge the newbies daddy and his credit card, Aces High should check to see a something or two has dropped. Maybe the can work a fix for the "choir boy syndrom' into the next patch?

The last piece of advice for newbies is to use the hit ENTER button three times command when you are in a tough situation. A tough situation maybe shouting out a question like. "how do I start my tank"? Or "how come my plane wont take off"?

Wishing all you a happy holiday and to the newbies, I hope Santa brings you your "Hello Kitty" video game you asked for.
lego....you have the shade in the arena, and feel the need to have one here too?

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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 05:07:06 PM »
Most new guys don't use the the board or even know its here! :rolleyes:
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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 05:08:21 PM »
Most new guys don't use the the board or even know its here! :rolleyes:

there's a board here?
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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2009, 05:33:30 PM »
there's a board here?
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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2009, 05:42:15 PM »
Wishing all you a happy holiday and to the newbies, I hope Santa brings you your "Hello Kitty" video game you asked for.

Pssst Willy,  you've only been here a few months.  You're a noob yourself.
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Re: A Little Help For Newbies
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2009, 06:26:12 PM »
If they do it once and figure out what happened they proboly wont do it agian.
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