You can have the white stuff, sir. I moved to sunny FL 19 yrs ago. No more shoveling for me. Well, until global warming strikes here too.
I know your joking, but that's the ridiculous thing about some global warming advocates
Warmer = Global Warming
Cooler = Global Warming
More snow = Global Warming
Less snow = Global Warming
More hurricanes = Global Warming
Less hurricanes = Global Warming
More tornadoes = Global Warming
Less tornadoes = Global Warming
Flooding = Global Warming
Drought = Global Warming
Species dying out = Global Warming
Species proliferating = Global Warming
Sigh.....
I miss the good old days before global warming, when weather was blamed on El Nino
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEoHz56jWGY