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Offline DREDIOCK

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Dontcha just hate that itch?
« on: December 19, 2009, 10:19:43 AM »
You know the kind you cant quite find to scratch?

You go to scratch it. But its not quite there. Its like it feels like it itches there. But originates someplace else. And you go to scratch it there. And its not there either.

Driving me nuts
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Offline gyrene81

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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2009, 10:50:19 AM »
Every friggin winter...the travelling itchy spots.   :eek: I feel for ya man...
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2009, 11:00:59 AM »
Preparation H?
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2009, 02:24:27 PM »
Does it burn when you pee?
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2009, 02:37:00 PM »
For an itch on my back?
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2009, 04:33:24 PM »
Quote from: DREDIOCK on December 19, 2009, 02:37:00 PM
For an itch on my back?

Yes, pee on it.
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2009, 04:37:47 PM »
I had an open wound on my foot once. I peed on it and it healed in 2 days.
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2009, 04:55:24 PM »
I thought everyone knew urine is sterile when it's fresh from the pipe.
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2009, 09:21:59 PM »
Did you watch any gladiator movies recently?
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2009, 09:26:21 PM »
Quote from: gyrene81 on December 19, 2009, 10:50:19 AM
Every friggin winter...the travelling itchy spots.   :eek: I feel for ya man...

Oh so it's not some weird condition I thought only I had   :banana:

I hate comin in from the cold after playing around into a hot room, then I get the itch like nobody's business
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2009, 10:01:13 PM »
 Drink more water
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2009, 10:07:38 PM »
I used to go through this kind of thing every year...  Dry itchy skin...  Bought a humidifier for the upstairs (where our bedrooms are)...  As soon as it is cold enough to turn the furnace on, I start running it too...

Solves the problem.
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Offline Stalwart

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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2009, 10:55:34 AM »
I don't itch until someone says itch, then i start itching.  :neener:
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2009, 03:05:14 PM »
Quote from: Donzo on December 19, 2009, 04:33:24 PM
Yes, pee on it.

NP. should I just go over the shoulder and let it run down over it?
Or between the legs and blast it like a pressure washer?
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Re: Dontcha just hate that itch?
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2009, 05:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Stalwart on December 20, 2009, 10:55:34 AM
I don't itch until someone says itch, then i start itching.  :neener:

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