Why Do You Always Warp When I'm About To Shoot?

[Bear76]

if a bear poops in the woods, but therfe's no one there when he does, did he really poop in the woods? will you step in the bears poop that may or may not be there, since no one was there to see it?

Yes I did

[ImADot]

ImAWarpr?

Negative.  I have a great connection and a machine that runs maxxed out (minus self-shadows) locked at 60fps to match my vsync, and have never been told I warp.  Well, except that one time by the guy who was warping around the other 4 of us that were flying around with no issues.

Just thought I'd share some reasons as to why people warp - based on all the threads I've been seeing of people accusing others of cheating because they seem to warp "just at the right time to avoid getting shot".

[Bronk]

If a man says something in the woods and his wife isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong?

My wife say yes.  I had to ask, I wanted the correct answer.

[CAP1]

My wife say yes.  I had to ask, I wanted the correct answer.

 

now that's funny right there!!

[E25280]

if a bear poops in the woods, but therfe's no one there when he does, did he really poop in the woods? will you step in the bears poop that may or may not be there, since no one was there to see it?

If a tree falls on a bear pooping in the woods while a 1973 Camaro traveling the speed of light drives by at midnight, does the tapedeck still have decent resale value?

[Taurus45]

If a man says something in the woods and his wife isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong?

did he still say something if noone was around to hear it

[DaddyAck]

My wife say yes.  I had to ask, I wanted the correct answer.

An answer like that is classic.  Spoken as a true married man.

[W7LPNRICK]

If a man says something in the woods and his wife isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong?

If ANY woman is not around... and Yes, he's still wrong....so I've been told.
Equal Time= If a woman is alone in the woods and no one hears it, was she still B-tchie?  YES!  

[trax1]

One thing that may affect such shooting warping is whether one has "preload textures" on or off.
If the muzzle flash textures are loaded for the first time when one squeezes the trigger, there may be delay = warp. Thus a quick gun check before entering a fight or right after takeoff might also be helpful.

You no longer have the option of having the preloaded textures on or off, they took it away when the new version came out, I emailed Skuzzy about it he said that in the new version it just automatically does it.

[Bronk]

If a tree falls on a bear pooping in the woods while a 1973 Camaro traveling the speed of light drives by at midnight, does the tapedeck still have decent resale value?

I'll go ask the wife.

[MutleyBR]

When I´m saddled on someone's 6 an d he starts warping, I wait, let him separate a little... when they stop warping I shoot and they usually go down. 

Mutley

[Mister Fork]

ImAWarpr?

Only when you wear those 6" pumps.

[Becinhu]

Not always because of cheating or cable-pulling or anything nefarious (not you Nef  )

Every FSO Nef's defensive suggestion is "PULL THE CABLE PULL THE CABLE!!!!!"

 

[CAP1]

If a tree falls on a bear pooping in the woods while a 1973 Camaro traveling the speed of light drives by at midnight, does the tapedeck still have decent resale value?

well, see? there's the problem.


ya need a 69 camaro to make light speed. 73's could barley get out of their own way.