Please!!

[Bolle]

[LLogann]

Please what?  Teach you how to ask a question?  Add a caption? 

And why?

Here is a MUCH BETTER picture of that big piece of cow manure:

[stealth]

I think the picture say's it all we need battle ship's

[Puck]

I think the picture say's it all we need battle ship's

We need battle ship's what?  That was the possessive form, so apparently we need something the battle ship has.  Perhaps you meant to say "We need [a] battle ship's bell".  Then the obvious question is "which battle ship's bell should we ask for?", which brings us to the question "WHY do we need a battle ship's bell?"

We can shorten the whole process to "why do we need battleships?" and save significant time.  A bb is just a ca with a hormone problem.

[Bolle]

147.3 ton shells can do alot to those darn CVs that keep popping up

[Spikes]

We need battle ship's what?  That was the possessive form, so apparently we need something the battle ship has.  Perhaps you meant to say "We need [a] battle ship's bell".  Then the obvious question is "which battle ship's bell should we ask for?", which brings us to the question "WHY do we need a battle ship's bell?"

We can shorten the whole process to "why do we need battleships?" and save significant time.  A bb is just a ca with a hormone problem.

Also don't miss the possessive on the say's.

[Rino]

147.3 ton shells can do alot to those darn CVs that keep popping up

     Methinks thou hast moved a decimal point, milord 

[LLogann]

Actually it's way off, 133.95 tons for the Mark 7 gun...............

     Methinks thou hast moved a decimal point, milord 

Oh wait..... We're talking about the Japanese stuff.   

[Devonai]

Step One: Obtain a flat-head screwdriver.

Step Two: Pry your apostrophe and quotation mark key from your computer and put it in a safe deposit box.

Step Three: When you realize you actually need it, put it back on your keyboard.