You see it as jewelry, I see it as self-mutilation.
I got a phone call one night from a friend of mine (who knows I work nights), he said he just got home from a blind date. He explained everything went great and she was obviously a wild chick because she wanted to sleep with him on the very first night.
He said he was feeling 'pretty eager' until she took her pants off. He described the scene, "She has so many rings down there, it looked like a damn shower curtain. No way I'm sticking my **** in there when it looks like a trash compactor."
I've never seen anything that extreme, but I'm not fond of it either.