Author Topic: Its all true, I read it in black and white!  (Read 430 times)

Offline juzz

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Its all true, I read it in black and white!
« on: May 03, 2000, 02:26:00 AM »
I read all these 100% truthful statements about American and British planes in a 1943 book called "War Wings".

Brewster Buffalo: "One of the best shipboard Navy fighters is the F2A-3."

P-36: "The French stated that they were definitely superior to anything the Germans used against them."

P-40: "In North Africa, the plane is said to have rolled up a twelve-to-one victory score."

P-38: "Engineers quietly estimate the top speed, under ideal conditions, at between 540 and 580mph."

Boulton-Paul Defiant: "It was first used during the Norwegian campaign and did much to slow the German Panzerdivisions..."

Fairey Fulmar: "...one of the Fleet Air Arms fastest fighters."

Hawker Hurricane: "...in combat it has been proved that this machine is better for air fighting than anything the Germans have yet been able to produce."
"Further, it has been demonstrated that the Hurricane is not limited to he 335mph usually claimed for it, for on a 327-mile ferrying hop from Edinburgh to Northolt a Hurricane averaged 407mph, covering the distance in 48 minutes."

Martin Maryland (Top speed, 310mph): "...is faster than the Nazi Messerschmitt Me. 109 below 6000ft."

Westland Lysander: "It is further said to have shown its superiority over Germany's Messerschmitt 109 in combat. It has a much slower speed than that Nazi plane and is therefore able to make shorter turns and thus gain the advantage."

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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2000, 05:19:00 AM »
Great book !! Where can I get it ?  


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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2000, 06:39:00 AM »
LOL Juzz!

YUP

I have learned the hard way - don't believe everything you read!

However most of these statements are correct.  Let me explain.

 
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Brewster Buffalo: "One of the best shipboard Navy fighters is the F2A-3."

Yes the high-performance Buffalo was light years ahead of such rockets as the Grumman F2F.

 
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P-36: "The French stated that they were definitely superior to anything the Germans used against them."

I agree, the Hawks were far superior at littering the landscape with debris than were the German fighters.

 
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P-40: "In North Africa, the plane is said to have rolled up a twelve-to-one victory score."

Yes, on one sortie a flight of Warhawks ran into a flock of birds, killing 12 of them.  However one of the Warhawks was forced to crash land due to bird damage.

 
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P-38: "Engineers quietly estimate the top speed, under ideal conditions, at between 540 and 580mph."

Yes, and the ideal conditions are 3 seconds before the plane impacts the terrain in a vertical dive after the pilot has lost pitch control due to Mach tuck, and the props have run away.

 
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Boulton-Paul Defiant: "It was first used during the Norwegian campaign and did much to slow the German Panzerdivisions..."

Yes, the wreckage of Defiants fell upon several roadways, forcing the Panzers to detour.

 
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Fairey Fulmar: "...one of the Fleet Air Arms fastest fighters."

Indeed, the Fulmar outruns even the speedy Fairey Firefly.

 
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Hawker Hurricane: "...in combat it has been proved that this machine is better for air fighting than anything the Germans have yet been able to produce."
"Further, it has been demonstrated that the Hurricane is not limited to he 335mph usually claimed for it, for on a 327-mile ferrying hop from Edinburgh to Northolt a Hurricane averaged 407mph, covering the distance in 48 minutes."

Absolutely correct.  However the writer failed to mention that the Hurricane was being carried in the cargo bay of a C-141 at the time.

 
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Martin Maryland (Top speed, 310mph): "...is faster than the Nazi Messerschmitt Me. 109 below 6000ft."

Like the P-38, the Maryland can achieve amazing speeds once those pesky drag-inducing wings have been blown off.

 
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Westland Lysander: "It is further said to have shown its superiority over Germany's Messerschmitt 109 in combat. It has a much slower speed than that Nazi plane and is therefore able to make shorter turns and thus gain the advantage."

Again, completely true.  However the pesky Germans have invented a new air superiority aircraft even slower than the Lysander, able to make slow speed turns even more tightly:  The dreaded Fiesler Storch.

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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2000, 07:59:00 AM »
LOL!!!!!  

Oh my GOD funked, I dont' think I have laughed that hard for weeks.

 

Nice Post Juzz !

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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2000, 08:08:00 AM »
Something else that I found in that book was a plane called the Martin B-26 Martian. Here's a drawing of the crew of that fine plane.

           

In a typical US government coverup after the war, the name was changed to Marauder to avoid suspicion.

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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2000, 06:33:00 AM »
Ooh, so that's where those smilie faces come from.

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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2000, 09:14:00 AM »
ROFLMAO

funked, a classic dude  

You need to post "don't drink Coca Cola while reading this" warnings - my monitor is covered with gooey stuff now  



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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2000, 09:51:00 AM »
Hehehe I could not have done it if Juzz had not chosen such ripe quotes from that excellent reference text.  

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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2000, 11:33:00 AM »
I'm just laying on the floor without breath trying to get a phone to call a doc... you almost killed me funked  

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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2000, 02:10:00 PM »
If the P38 is not given it's true top speed of 580 mph i will be quitting the game in disgust.

Please don't try and show me different more reliable sources as this comes from my only book on WW2 AC and it is the truth. Stating otherwise is a burning offence.

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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2000, 02:17:00 PM »
>quote:
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Boulton-Paul Defiant: "It was first used during the Norwegian campaign and did much to slow the German Panzerdivisions..."
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>Yes, the wreckage of Defiants fell upon several roadways, forcing the Panzers to detour.

That's priceless.  Well done.    

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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2000, 12:42:00 AM »
PUNT!  Certain Robert Conrad worshippers have been abusing wartime anectdotes again...

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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2000, 09:21:00 AM »
ROFLOL FUNKED... realy liked the "topspeed of the P38 under Ideal conditions"  

MORE MORE MORE... CLAP CLAP CLAP

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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2000, 01:26:00 PM »
 
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Further, it has been demonstrated that the Hurricane is not limited to he 335mph usually claimed for it, for on a 327-mile ferrying hop from Edinburgh to Northolt a Hurricane averaged 407mph, covering the distance in 48 minutes
That one is actually true.
It happened on the 10th Feb 1938, piloted by Squadron Leader Gillan. There was a tail wind of around 100mph

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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2000, 02:19:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by Nashwan:
There was a tail wind of around 100mph


Induced by Karnak, Funked, Fdski, Mx22,Bikekil, Fariz... etc... all blowing after the Hurricane   so they could claim that the hurricane was undermodelled  


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