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Offline Ripsnort

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Sister in laws are evil
« on: January 22, 2010, 08:23:04 AM »
My wife got this joke from SIL, and she cannot stop laughing.  :cry

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Heres an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realise its not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!-
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Offline cpxxx

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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 09:20:11 AM »
Pity me then. I have six, yes six sister's in law. I've told them more than once that I only married one of them, not all seven. They never listen. :cry
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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 09:21:06 AM »
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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 09:25:08 AM »
Quote from: cpxxx on January 22, 2010, 09:20:11 AM
Pity me then. I have six, yes six sister's in law.
Hmmmm...I could see some possibilities there...   :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x    :t
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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 09:25:53 AM »
No such thing as "In-Laws" they are all "Out-Laws".
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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 10:45:08 AM »
Quote from: xbrit on January 22, 2010, 09:25:53 AM
No such thing as "In-Laws" they are all "Out-Laws".

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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 04:44:22 PM »
I got a newborn daughter.  I am worried to death about what she might do in life.  :cry

My son, no worries at all.  :O
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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2010, 01:28:00 AM »
Congrats raider. :)

I love my sister-in-law.  She's awesome. :aok
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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2010, 09:58:57 AM »
 :rofl I told that to the wife and now she's looking at me funny all of the sudden  :uhoh
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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2010, 10:51:35 AM »
Quote from: uptown on January 23, 2010, 09:58:57 AM
:rofl I told that to the wife and now she's looking at me funny all of the sudden  :uhoh

Did you chase her around the house grunting like a pig and yelling "porking time!" too?  It did not work for me either :(
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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2010, 01:01:13 PM »
Quote from: texasmom on January 23, 2010, 01:28:00 AM
Congrats raider. :)

I love my sister-in-law.  She's awesome. :aok

Thanks Darling.  ;)
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Offline Maverick

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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2010, 02:57:37 PM »
Rip,

Just wait until you get a daughter in law!!!  :O

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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2010, 03:00:37 PM »
Quote from: texasmom on January 23, 2010, 01:28:00 AM
Congrats raider. :)

I love my sister-in-law.  She's awesome. :aok

Yeah, because you're a woman, and as such you both are collaborators against men.  We know how it works.   ;)
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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2010, 05:54:19 PM »
What's up with fathers being so worried about their daughters?  And mothers so worried about sons?  But when they're the same gender, they let 'em roam free (or freer than the other parent)?

I'm trying to figure this out, because I haven't been in a parent position (hopefully not for a long time).  Why are we less worried about children of your own gender?  And why are we worried about those of the opposite more?

I have one hypothesis, for the father daughter proctectivity.

If the dad was a dog as a young man, then he doesn't want another promiscuous male getting his hands on his daughter.  But then what about the mother and son protectivity?

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Re: Sister in laws are evil
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2010, 06:05:36 PM »
When you have a soon u only have to worry about one  :banana:. When you have a daughter you have to worry about a couple hundred  :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
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