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Offline Nemisis

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chicken joke
« on: January 30, 2010, 02:00:30 PM »
Why did the chicken cross the airfield?


My answer is,

Because Nemisis was hungry and didn't have a good field of fire.
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2010, 03:46:06 PM »
to get to his p51
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2010, 04:04:32 PM »
Not to his noodly appendage?
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2010, 04:09:48 PM »
Because he hoped the guy chasing him would get shot by ack.

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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2010, 05:18:23 PM »
Cause the other Run Away was taken.

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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2010, 07:32:02 PM »
Lol Dace, good answer.
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2010, 09:33:26 AM »
he was stapled to the sheep
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2010, 02:00:23 PM »
Because he was chasing 68Zoom.
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2010, 02:12:11 PM »
Because he was chasing 68Zoom.

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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2010, 06:53:04 PM »
Everybody knows he just wanted to get to the other side! Duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh  :rofl   :neener:
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2010, 07:28:11 PM »
he was stapled to the sheep
why did the sheep cross the airfield?    :devil
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2010, 07:36:44 PM »
why did the sheep cross the airfield?    :devil
He was stapled to the chicken !!Silly
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2010, 10:50:13 AM »
He was running for the ach!
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2010, 11:00:35 AM »
He was running for the ach!

You forgot to finish! it should say he was running to Achmed the dead terrorist so he could keeeeeel the plane with a suicide bomb :D
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Re: chicken joke
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2010, 11:20:26 AM »
68Zoom i told you not to post that pic...LOL <S> LMAO :cheers:
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