Spartacus......
episode 1 says it's written by high school kids with WAAAAAAAY too many romantic tendancies (I bet the lead writer goes for "long walks on the beach") and the CGI dept have never actually seen real blood. The bit where he's explaining to his woman he's off to fight the foe....good grief, someone's seen 300 too many times. And honestly, the bit where she gets dragged off....talk about over acted. "NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!". Reminded me of that bit in Austin Powers where the fella gets run over by the steamroller.
Not entirely sure if I'm going to watch the other half of the pilot, think I'm gonna have to be pretty bored.