What not to say when you get stooped....

[Cthulhu]

True Story:

Got stopped for doing 68 in a 60 zone on the Interstate (in TEXAS for crying out load  ) by a female cop. I'd been driving behind her for a while and was stunned when she pulled me over because traffic had actually been passing both of us the whole time. Anyway, she tells me she paced me doing 68 and I started laughing. She asked me what was so funny and without thinking I blurted out

"I didn't know Barney Fife had a sister"

She tried really hard to play the hard-ass cop, but she just couldn't keep from laughing. 

Still got a ticket though

[Flench]

Oh , Oh , I got one , but officer I am driving a Toyota and the gas peddle stuck , lol .

[bagrat]

I got stopped one time, I was in a suped-up El Camino doing 95 thru the King Ranch, when the cop pulled up behind me he asked me if I had a pilots license, because I was flying.  I replied as a matter of fact I do officer and pulled it out of my wallet, and showed it to him.  I got off with a warning.  The only problem was, it was just my luck but, he lived 3 houses from my parents.  He told them, and I would have rather had the ticket, and the jail time.  They took my car away from me for 2 weeks, but I still got to fly.

huh kinda the same thing happened to me except instead of 95 it was 80 an instead of a pilot license i showed em my student medical certicifate, an instead of him sayin "ur flyin" he said "well ur not flyin today"  and i got a ticket.

[crazyivan]

I'd like to see #14 on the  Dunkin Donuts sign if only for April fool's.

I'm sure I've tried the, theres no one else around  before.  DOH!

[DREDIOCK]

My favorite was one a old friend of mine said when he was given a field sobriety test.

"I cant do that when I'm sober."

[jay]

went to a krispy kreme to get a box of donuts and on the way home cop pulled us over cause speeding 65 in a 55 zone and the person drivin litterally stuck a donut out the window and offered it to him