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Offline greens

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FOR ALL YOU GUYS WHO WORK W JACKS
« on: February 04, 2010, 03:46:19 PM »
anyone here in aces got a good work story of lazy coworkers?. lemme know ill tell my sid elater after work.
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Re: FOR ALL YOU GUYS WHO WORK W JACKS
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 03:52:41 PM »
You mean like those guys spending time on Aces High Fourms during a non productive work day.
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Re: FOR ALL YOU GUYS WHO WORK W JACKS
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 04:30:45 PM »
Sorry, cannot relate to you as I do not work with anyone named Jack; couple of Jerrys, a Justin, a tool named James and the mega hottie Jessie, but no Jacks.


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Re: FOR ALL YOU GUYS WHO WORK W JACKS
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2010, 04:57:45 PM »
I used to work at a full service ag company.  Our operator must have had a sleeping problem at night because he could fall asleep anytime, anywhere.  One day we were applying ag lime with a terra-gator, big three wheeled machine.  We were on a pretty flat field so it was easy to see where he had been and where he was going.  Anyway he was going on his line and all the sudden starts drifting, and drifting, and before you know it he's cutting strait across the field before the machine jerks back.  Whoops, hehe, wake up!
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Re: FOR ALL YOU GUYS WHO WORK W JACKS
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2010, 08:16:30 PM »
I used to work at a full service ag company.  Our operator must have had a sleeping problem at night because he could fall asleep anytime, anywhere.  One day we were applying ag lime with a terra-gator, big three wheeled machine.  We were on a pretty flat field so it was easy to see where he had been and where he was going.  Anyway he was going on his line and all the sudden starts drifting, and drifting, and before you know it he's cutting strait across the field before the machine jerks back.  Whoops, hehe, wake up!

Wonder how long he was still an applicator?


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Re: FOR ALL YOU GUYS WHO WORK W JACKS
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2010, 09:32:19 PM »
Our operator must have had a sleeping problem at night because he could fall asleep anytime, anywhere. 

I think I worked with him.  Worked with a guy who was always complaining about not sleeping at night.  He would stay up playing video games, complain about insomnia and what not.

He had no problem falling asleep at work, granted, we have lots of down time.  Nevertheless, I decided to start waking him up to "help" him out.  Flicked his chair the first time.  Scared the crap out of him.  I told him I was going to wake him up every time I saw him sleeping.  Mostly I was tired about hearing him complain about being tired and not being able to sleep at home.

He went back to school.


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Re: FOR ALL YOU GUYS WHO WORK W JACKS
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2010, 10:27:17 PM »
Wonder how long he was still an applicator?


We have two 4 wheel terra-gators, a 1664 and a 1844

He's still working there, I think he's been at that company for the better part of a decade, he ran them out in Western Kansas since he was just out of High School I believe.  He's good,  he's an a*hole, but he's good.  I'm sure he'll be there for a long time.
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Re: FOR ALL YOU GUYS WHO WORK W JACKS
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 10:53:10 AM »
i work with a total jerkoff at work, hes the headcook here at the school and you know how lunch n breakfast menus are. made by our boss at the district office. anyway he doesnt follow the school menu at all. changes the menu frequently, if its a somewhat tough recipe to make for the day he skips or never makes it. when i am done doing my part he is a totAL "joker" to me. looks at me bad throws darts at me too. changing the menu is not on the menu. and the principal here is a loser for not enforcing it.
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