We vulch because we have this uncontrollable knack for killing fights with general uberness and as result, are left with a Muppet-capped field with a bunch of cry babies trying to get wheels up. 
Dont break your arm patting yourself on the back there grizz.
I upped against you the other night three times. You were in mossy. Each time i got guns on the horde picked me. Not one con, but about 10 cons that were fighting to get to me first. Well really the just wanted to be the one to clear Grizzs six.
Muppet capped field I dont think so... horde vulche fest more like it.