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Offline Saxman

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Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« on: February 13, 2010, 12:12:45 PM »
Let's hear your opinions: What do you think is the movie that most went wrong?

I would have to say of everything I've seen, no movie in history had so much potential yet failed so spectacularly as Wolverine.

What sucks most about it was that there's a VERY good movie in there that was screaming to get out. For what they had to work with the actors were great. I've always said that Hugh Jackman was just the PERFECT Wolverine, and Schreiber was about 1000 times better than the guy they had playing Sabertooth in the original X-Men movie. Gambit was just plain fun to watch, and Ryan Reynolds was hilarious as Wade Wilson (can't wait for Deadpool, which is SUPPOSED to be much closer to the actual character than he was in Wolverine. Right down to his personal mission to utterly destroy the Fourth Wall).

The problem was they so badly mangled the execution of the story. I mostly wish they hadn't tried to tie it in so closely to the X-Men trilogy, especially after how HORRIBLY wrong it went in X3 (someone PLEASE bring back Bryan Singer!). But also, how the hell do you make a movie about one of the most pissed off superheroes in history so DULL. Wolverine is supposed to be a big ball of adamantium rage, but in the movie he did a lot more brooding than snarling. Batman broods. They also tried to tie him in too closely to some of the other mutants that he shouldn't have been part of (seriously, how could the mutants he rescued NOT tell Xavier about the hairy guy with the metal claws) and many of those mutants weren't true to their origins (where's Emma Frost's telepathy? And why did they make her into Silverfox's sister?) And WTF was with the adamantium bullet?!

Jackman is supposedly doing a second Wolverine set during his time in Japan. Here's hoping they do a MUCH better job this time.
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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2010, 01:26:32 PM »
Pearl Harbour maybe.

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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2010, 01:33:12 PM »
The film that mixed Toy Storey with Dances with Wolves.....Avatar.  So very predicatable.

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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2010, 02:18:41 PM »
I didnt think wolverine was all that awful, I found it some what entertaining. But my standards are fairly low. :)

Ryan Reynolds character was the guy with the swords right? Pearl Harbor was just terrible, havent seen Avatar but its not really my kind of movie.

Was it Affleck or Damon that Trey and Matt were making fun of in that team america song? Something like, "I need you like X needs acting classes."

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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2010, 02:52:51 PM »
Pearl Harbor
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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2010, 05:00:57 PM »
I didnt think wolverine was all that awful, I found it some what entertaining. But my standards are fairly low. :)

Ryan Reynolds character was the guy with the swords right? Pearl Harbor was just terrible, havent seen Avatar but its not really my kind of movie.

Was it Affleck or Damon that Trey and Matt were making fun of in that team america song? Something like, "I need you like X needs acting classes."

Affleck.  I also like the props they give Cuba Gooding Junior, who is indeed a good actor.  That's a great song.

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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2010, 05:23:38 PM »
Terminator 3 & 4, but especially 3, way to much humor in it, it ruined the movie.
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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2010, 05:36:10 PM »
Starship troopers by Heinlein, they butchered him.

Now if they'd shot Pearl Harbor in Alaska, that would perhaps be close.

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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2010, 05:38:27 PM »
Just thought of one. Die Hard 4 (live free or die hard) the actual movie wasnt bad, but they really screwed the pooch when they decided to make it PG-13.

Luckily for them they made an un-rated version.

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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2010, 07:53:56 PM »
The Batman movie that Jim Carey and Tommy Lee Jones played the bad guys.  Crap
Pearl Harbor, as previously mentioned.  Crap

Really, there are far too many to list...

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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2010, 07:59:09 PM »
The Quick and the Dead.

How can you go wrong with Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, Sharon Stone, Leonardo Dicaprio, and Gary Sinise?
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2010, 08:12:54 PM »
Starship Troopers
Judge Dredd
The Quick and the Dead

Too many more to list.
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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2010, 09:23:36 PM »
The Quick and the Dead.

How can you go wrong with Gene Hackman, Russell Crowe, Sharon Stone, Leonardo Dicaprio, and Gary Sinise?
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I don't remember Gary Sinise in that one (love him and his attitude toward our military men and women), but admittedly, it is the kind of film that I go to great lengths never ever to watch more then once.

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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2010, 09:52:47 PM »
The Batman movie that Jim Carey and Tommy Lee Jones played the bad guys.  Crap
Pearl Harbor, as previously mentioned.  Crap

Really, there are far too many to list...
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Re: Hollywood's Greatest Misfires
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2010, 09:54:44 PM »
Batman Begins or the Dark Knight which turned out incrideble

Absolutely, those movies are fantastic.  I hope they continue the line.

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