One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys began to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew there swords and shot each other. Now you many believe this story's not true but ask the blind man he saw it too.
HiTech
Way to sum it up for this thread.

For those that are not familiar with it:
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
And the baby instructions had me ROFLMAO.
