The commanding generals of all four services got together for lunch one day and the topic of the conversation was which branch had the biggest kahones.
All 4 claimed to have the biggest, so they all agreed to meet 1 monday for 4 mondays at different military facilities.
The first monday they all met at Ft.Bragg, the Army general walked up to a pvt handed him a grenade and told him to pull the pin and drop it down his pants. The private did that and BOOOOM he was gone. The Army general say "now that's kahones"
The following monday they met at Andrews AFB. The Airforce general went to a F-15 pilot and told him to take his plane to 15,000 ft and lawndart it into tje ground. The pilot jumped in his plane took off, climed to alt and nose dived into the ground. The Airforce general said "now that's big kahones."
The following week they met on board the USS Nimitz. The Admiral went to a seaman and told him to grab a bomb and dive off the edge of the ship. The seaman grabbed a bomb and jumped, BOOOM he was gone when he hit the water. The Admiral looks at the other 3 and says, "that's bigger kahones."
The last week they all meet at Parris Island, they go out to the stairway to heaven and the Commodant tells a recruit to climb to the top and jump off.
The recruit climbs up and at the top he looks down. The commodant yells up and tells him to jump, he doesn't. This goes on 2 more times. The recruit climbs down and the commodant asks him "Why didn't you do like I ordered?"
Thr recruit say's "if you want someone to jump,you climb up and jump, f?+k you I am not stupid"
The commodant turns to the other 3 and says, "now that's having huge kahones"
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This is another variant i found but in a diffrent thread.
An Air force General, an Army General, a Navy Admiral, and a Coast Guard Admiral are at a meeting. As they break for lunch the topic of which branch of service has the bravest troops comes up.
The Air Force General pipes up and says, "My Airmen are the bravest fighting men on the planet and I can prove it."
They all pile into their cars and drive down to the airfield where the General gets on the radio to talk to a pilot flying over the field. "Pilot I want you to nose that plane straight into the ground right now!!!" The pilot noses over and crashes right in front of all the officers. The Air Force General looks at the others and says, "See that takes real bravery to do something like when ordered to."
The Army General laughs and says, "That's nothing, my boys are better than that." So they all pile into their cars and drive down to the Army base where the general walks up to a soldier and tells him, "Son I want you to go jump on this live grenade to save you buddies." and the general tosses a grenade in the grass. The soilder runs over, jumps on the grenade and is promptly blown to pieces. The Army General looks at the others and says, "Now that takes real guts to get yourself blown up saving your buddies lives."
The Navy Admiral not to be out done chimes in, "Your guys don't know what bravery is, I can prove the Navy fighting man is the bravest there is." So they all pile in their cars and drive over to the Navy base and go aboard a ship. They all look over the side and see a bunch of sharks swimming around the ship and the Navy Admiral pushes a seaman over the side, then looks at anouther seaman and yells, "Man overboard, go get him son!!" Without hesitating the sailor jumps into the shark invested waters to save his buddy and they are both eaten alive. The Navy Admiral looks at the others and says, "That is what real courage is all about gentlmen."
They all look at the Coast Guard Admiral and one of them asks, "So what about your Coasties? Are they braver than our boys?" The Coast Guard Admiral thinks for a moment and then says, "Yep, I know they are, wanna see?" The rest of them smirk and say yes, so they all pile into their cars and drive out to the Coast Guard base. The Coast Guard Admiral sees a seaman up on the mast of one of the ships painting and yells up to him, "Sailor, I'm ordering you to dive off that mast right onto this pier headfirst!!" Without missing a beat the seaman replies, "With all due respect Admiral, you can kiss my butt!!!" and he goes back to painting.
The Coast Guard Admiral turns around smilling and says to the others, "Now THAT takes some serious gutts!!!"
