Bet she chewed on the answer awhile 
is was along these lines.
Her : Where are you?
Me : umm hell if i know, on a road in a place i dont know.
Her : you gotta be #$%@#%ing me
Me: no baby
Her: are you blind or just stupid?
Me: I love you baby
Her : save it dipchit, im not in the mood to hear that now.
thats pretty much how the convo went. But i forgot to say, that call was made about 2:30 in the morning and she has to get up for work at 6 lol