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« Reply #120 on: March 20, 2010, 07:06:46 PM »
My name must be Resident. Every time we get mail addressed to Resident my wife hands it to me.
Then I throw it in the trash. Guess they'll come knocking.

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« Reply #121 on: March 21, 2010, 10:37:24 AM »
Only two tries, guess no one has listened to Carlin.

The six most frightening words in the English language are:

Don't worry I'm with the government.

I believe Regan used this line as well during his campaign.

Having worked for the Census when I was unemployed I know a lot of waste comes from the over-reporting of mileage. One crew leader was fired because he was making more in mileage reimbursement than his regular pay. He claimed he was visiting all of his people everyday, but when his people were interviewed no one had ever seen him in the field. The taxpayers doled out nearly fifteen hundred bucks to this guy alone. Multiply that by the thousands of people who didn't get caught and you're looking at a serious outlay of cash.

As for myself I can honestly say I reported my mileage accurately. But I drove a four wheel drive truck and was assigned rather large rural areas that required me to actually drive nearly fifty miles per day. But of course I'm one of those honest types who always follows the letter of the law. That's right I'm the slow a**hole in the right lane where I belong.

The biggest problem I see, illustrated by this crew leaders act, is many people view the government as a source of unlimited cash without taking into account that it's you and me, the taxpayer, who provides this capital in the first place.

They think, "Who cares if I add another thirty miles to my report today, the government can afford it, and everybody else is doing it."

And it's not just the census where this happens.
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« Reply #122 on: March 22, 2010, 02:31:33 PM »
The Census questions this year are the same questions, reworded, as the first Census written by Madison in 1790. The biggest difference is this census excludes 2 questions in the 1790 census, "Are you the head of the household?" and "How many slaves do you own?"

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« Reply #123 on: March 22, 2010, 03:51:28 PM »
Just got mind and did it in around 10 minutes.


good job oakranger!

I am currently working for the US Census. Its only part time but at least they are putting some jobs out there for those that need one till they are able to find something else.
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« Reply #124 on: March 22, 2010, 04:39:58 PM »
i can't tell if you're serious, or being sarcastic.....i'm kinda thinking sarcastic........

I mean you hit the nail on the head on that one. Good Job !

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« Reply #125 on: March 22, 2010, 04:49:51 PM »
OMG!

I just today got a Postcard from the Census, telling me that I already recieved the Census form!  What a frikken waste of money! 

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« Reply #126 on: March 22, 2010, 07:42:49 PM »
Well I got my notice that I would be receiving my Census forum soon.  I received the forum 3 weeks before the notice.  I noticed someone said that if you did not fill out the census you would be under represented.   They are interfering with my pursuit of happiness. The more representation I have the less money, time and freedom I have to pursue happiness.  Please stay out of my life.  I am more than capable of making my own decisions.  And I definitely know more about financial matters than our government.  Except for my house I own everything outright.  And did I say I bought a house I could afford.  Hell my escrow for insurance and taxes make up 1/3 of my monthly payment.  Government involvement again.  :x
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« Reply #127 on: March 22, 2010, 11:10:40 PM »
OMG!

I just today got a Postcard from the Census, telling me that I already recieved the Census form!  What a frikken waste of money! 


They want to make sure you know you recieved the Census form, this is to ensure that you do not throw it away. Now when they ask you why you didn't fill it out and you say I must have accidently threw it away you have no excuse, you recieved multiple letters saying you will recieve one and have/should have recieved one.

$&#@ on a monkey elbow gents...be an American and fill out the Census, I hear from multiple people who come to America from other countries, they are damn proud to be part of our political process be partaking in Jury Duty, voting, running for office, and even filling out the Census.

The Census has been the same since its creation in the late 1700s, it's always been like this and always will. Do our fathers of this great country, the men and women who died and served a small favor and take 15 minutes out of your time and fill it out. These men and women through out our countries history have risked and gave their lives so you can be here today, repay them a favor.


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« Reply #128 on: March 22, 2010, 11:20:52 PM »
OMG!

I just today got a Postcard from the Census, telling me that I already recieved the Census form!  What a frikken waste of money! 
If you are concerned about wasting taxpayer money, then fill out the census and mail it in so that less people have to be hired to go door to door.

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« Reply #129 on: March 23, 2010, 10:32:42 AM »
OMG!

I just today got a Postcard from the Census, telling me that I already recieved the Census form!  What a frikken waste of money! 

It is not a wast, the census helps determined where tax payers money is needed the most as far as schools, creating jobs, and so on. 
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« Reply #130 on: March 23, 2010, 10:50:19 AM »
It is not a wast, the census helps determined where tax payers money is needed the most as far as schools, creating jobs, and so on. 

Sending me pre/post-emptive forms about what I am going to be/have already received, is a TOTAL waste of money.

Send me the form.  That is all.
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« Reply #131 on: March 23, 2010, 10:51:03 AM »
filled mine out last week , yesterday i received a notice telling me its against the law to not fill out the census,, ummm i already filled it out mailed it in, nice threatening post card thou, how many people got these and at what cost. freaking idiots, Gawd the gov is so intelligent.
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« Reply #132 on: March 23, 2010, 02:01:32 PM »
Wow, legal threats to fill out a form they have no proof you received. No return receipt with a signature on it equals no proof of delivery. Prosecute that.
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« Reply #133 on: March 23, 2010, 02:06:26 PM »
Wow, legal threats to fill out a form they have no proof you received. No return receipt with a signature on it equals no proof of delivery. Prosecute that.
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Everything's processed at the post office, and anything that has a post office "stamp" on it, has been delivered and they can find out if it's delivered. Pretty much how "Certificate of Mailing" works.

Plus, they don't have to prove you recieved it, only that they have a system in place.
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« Reply #134 on: March 23, 2010, 02:13:20 PM »
Put mine in the mail today.

Those letters and post cards increase returns and reduce the number of hired employees who have to go door to door reminding people.  Hence, it should save money, I don't know how much it does though.  Seems like they could take that list of people who haven't returned their census and send them a reminder letter or postcard first.  They have individual addresses to send the workers, why not do the same for the postcards?
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