Sorry Penguin, but I've read all the posts, and here's how it breaks down:
0.01% chance you're the president of the Handsome Men's ClubTM and these girls are all sub-standard for you based on the copious quantity of female perfection that you find yourself covered with
0.09% chance you're a glandless nonsexual unmoved by any hormonal impulse to procreate and you view the female form with nerves cold as ice
49.90% chance you're an overweight 30-something sad-sack living with mom and dad, playing on the computer in the basement, and you haven't had a girldfriend since middle school. You would mess your undies if you were even in the same room with a lot of these girls, but put them down here out of sheer resentment of the fact you couldn't get one of them to go cowgirl on you even if you rolled up in a Bentley, lighting cigars with $100 bills.
50% chance you're just flaming ghey.
Your best bet is incorrect, I do have a girlfriend. Next, I have some self control, unfortunately for you, you seem to lack it. I was hoping that this wasn't going to happen, but the fashion critic always gets smacked. If you guys don't like my opinions about their
outfits nobody is forcing you to come on this board at the point of a gun. Finally, my latest posts aren't as fiery as my previous ones, if you want me to pull out the flamethrower, now's the time to ask.
Maybe you're just flaming.
-Penguin
