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Offline gpwurzel

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Re: Women
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2010, 07:50:07 PM »
Not even close Trax, well, unless we were married to the same woman  :x


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Offline uptown

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Re: Women
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2010, 07:54:54 PM »
a pain in the arse mostly  :salute
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Offline Angus

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Re: Women
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2010, 07:59:42 PM »
Women?
Getting close to 20, like Africa, - hot, humid and much yet to be explored.
In the 20's...like Asia, Warm and mysterious.
In the 30's...like the USA, - fast and technologically advanced.
In the 40's...like Europe, - although 2 world wars are behind, there is still grace and beauty.

And after that....like the USSR. Everyone knows where they were, and nobody wants to be there  :devil
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Re: Women
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2010, 08:12:21 PM »
Quote from: Maniac on April 01, 2010, 05:29:53 PM
Nuff said.

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Women and my forum name go hand in hand.  :rofl :bolt:
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Re: Women
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2010, 08:51:47 PM »
Honey, if I died, would let your new boyfriend use my golf clubs?  No, he's left handed.
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Offline Flipperk

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Re: Women
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2010, 10:49:13 PM »
A man and his wife were at a beautiful resturant one evening. After three weeks they finally got reservations, and the evening was going great. The wine was spectacular, the husband got a raise and the wife just got through with her monthly shock therapy. At the end of the meal the two started to feel very romantic, at this time the town clock behind them rings as it strikes 8pm. The husband goes in slowly for a passonate kiss and looks up at the clock and then outside and whispers that "It is a beautiful Friday night." The wife chuckles and says "Hunny it's Saturday." At this point the husband jumps out of his chair and says he has to go, the wife stunned asks "Why?" The husband responds "It's Squad Night!!"
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Re: Women
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2010, 11:04:59 PM »
Ill tell you whats worse. Your woman's mom!  :noid
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Re: Women
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2010, 11:11:43 PM »
Quote from: 76646 on April 01, 2010, 11:04:59 PM
Ill tell you whats worse. Your woman's mom!  :noid

Ohhh don't even get me started! :furious
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Re: Women
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2010, 12:42:36 AM »
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Offline Dragon

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Re: Women
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2010, 07:09:13 AM »
Quote from: gyrene81 on April 01, 2010, 05:42:32 PM
at birth  :cry
puberty  :x
twenties  :cheers:
thirties  :rolleyes:
forties  :uhoh
after that it's  :huh  :headscratch:  :furious  :mad:


That's perfect.   :rofl
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Offline RipChord929

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Re: Women
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2010, 07:18:30 AM »
You guys sound like you have problems with just one, lol!   Try it with two, lol! :banana:
Ya just have to roll with it man!

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Offline Nitro185

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Re: Women
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2010, 10:31:03 AM »
Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life
 
1.       Get a woman who’s good at home, cooks, and cleans up.
2.       Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh.
3.       Get a woman, who you can trust, and who does not lie to you.
4.       Get a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5.       It is very important that these four women do not know each other.




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Offline 321BAR

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Re: Women
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2010, 10:33:46 AM »
Quote from: Nitro185 on April 02, 2010, 10:31:03 AM
Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life
 
1.       Get a woman who’s good at home, cooks, and cleans up.
2.       Get a woman, who can make you smile and laugh.
3.       Get a woman, who you can trust, and who does not lie to you.
4.       Get a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5.       It is very important that these four women do not know each other.




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:rofl or in my friend's case let them all know cuz they're all friends :aok he pulled it off... somehow :headscratch: got in bed with 2 of them at once :lol
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Re: Women
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2010, 10:45:48 AM »
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Offline Flipperk

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Re: Women
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2010, 11:16:16 AM »
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