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Offline Blooz

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Re: Women
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2010, 02:46:12 PM »
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Offline phatzo

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Re: Women
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2010, 03:25:39 PM »
nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.
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Offline nirvana

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Re: Women
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2010, 06:58:37 PM »
Slate :rofl
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Offline mtnman

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Re: Women
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2010, 08:04:33 PM »

Look closely, can you tell which one is female?

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Offline froger

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Re: Women
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2010, 02:49:05 AM »
Quote from: RTR on April 01, 2010, 07:29:04 PM
nuts

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kinda like mine zip tied with a little duct tape therapy  :banana:

if it has wheels or fun bags it's gonna cause trouble.


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that is all

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Offline Plawranc

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Re: Women
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2010, 05:07:26 AM »
Women

Cannot live with them and yet life seems meaningless and ultimately depressing without them, especsially that special one.

The trick is finding that one before she follows the purely female instinct of .... shopping.
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Offline uptown

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Re: Women
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2010, 07:10:31 AM »
Quote from: mtnman on April 02, 2010, 08:04:33 PM
Look closely, can you tell which one is female?

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:rofl no doubt  :rofl
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Offline Sonicblu

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Re: Women
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2010, 12:26:59 PM »
LOL whines have been recorded. :D

I like mine, you guys just picked the wrong one. :banana: :banana:

You girl wont blow in your ear while you are flying AH. And whisper lets go /\o/\       

Maybe you guys would be better suited with another guy. :rofl :rofl

I can just hear the complaints then............... :bolt:
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Offline WWhiskey

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Re: Women
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2010, 01:30:02 PM »

 nuff said! :bolt:
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Offline froger

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Re: Women
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2010, 04:18:22 PM »
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Offline 2ADoc

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Re: Women
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2010, 04:29:17 PM »
Well YA'll oughta try being married to a Leboneze, Italian, Texan.  Talk about Hell.

Women, cant live with'em, cant kill'em,,, unless you are O.J.
  I am sure that went through Tigers mind.
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Offline Sonicblu

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Re: Women
« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2010, 08:30:25 PM »
Quote from: WWhiskey on April 03, 2010, 01:30:02 PM
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 nuff said! :bolt:

Now thats funny stuff :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

But I think she is missing a few buttons.

I only try to push the buttons the wife likes to be pushed lol, and a soon as I figure out the bad ones I flag them and leave them alone. :devil

< Been Married 15 years and I have to say it just keeps getting better. From all I hear with other guys I'm waiting for something bad to happen.

OH well. :P :P
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Offline FYB

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Re: Women
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2010, 12:50:23 PM »
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Offline RufusLeaking

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Re: Women
« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2010, 02:45:35 PM »
The difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac and a wife:
Prostitute: "Are you done yet?"
Nymphomaniac: "Are you done already?"
Wife: "I think I'll paint the ceiling."
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Offline Dragon

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Re: Women
« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2010, 02:51:40 PM »
Quote from: RufusLeaking on April 05, 2010, 02:45:35 PM
The difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac and a wife:
Prostitute: "Are you done yet?"
Nymphomaniac: "Are you done already?"
Wife: "I think I'll paint the ceiling."


And you responses should be:

Nope, getting my $20 worth
BRB, getting a beer
Good, while your up, get me a beer.
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