Hehe. Ever seen a Tempest bis? I managed it all on my own, in H2H. I rolled over in a split-s, way too low to the ground. I saw it coming up fast, realized that my chances of pulling out in time were approximately nil, panicked, pulled back the stick as hard as I could, completing the black out begun by my already wounded condition. I heard a loud double
crack! and figured that I had augered. Figuring that my return to he tower was being delayed by lag, I waited a few seconds. Imagine my surprise when I "came to" to find myself missing both wingtips! I was about to use my rudder to come about and see if I could land when I ran out of fuel

. Oh well. It was funny while it lasted.
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"E's bound to be guilty, or 'e wouldn't be
'ere!Starboard gun! FIRE
Shootings to good for 'im, kick the louse
out!Port gun! FIRE"