Take a kid fishing, then listen to him brag for 1 hr drive home . . .
reminds me of when my oldest son was 6 or 7. He, my wife and I all entered in a 3D archery meet. As luck would have it, my son got 1st place in the kids division, my wife placed in women's and got a trophy, and of course I got nothing. On the way home, the conversation went something like this:
son: dad, I got the 1st place trophy, huh.
Me: yeah son, you did great - we're proud of you!
Son: and mom got a trophy too, right?
Me: yes she did, she did very well also.
Son: but you didn't get anything, right dad?
Me: Yup - but there were lots of people in my division. . .
Son: gee, dad, you must really suck!
It was a LONG drive home.