Hey Wildcat, he called you a female hog...don't let him get away with that. 
  Not sure what the wan is about...we are technically wide area networking but.
 Not sure what the wan is about...we are technically wide area networking but.
why the nerve of that no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealin great great nuisance....  

so now i have two options:
1. be an honest boyfriend and not renew the account until after our so-called "just us trip" or......
2. defy her and kick this little kid's arse P-38/FM2 stlye  

idk i like #2 but i think if i choose #2 then the full fury of the "wives and girlfriends against Aces High" group will be unleashed upon me  
