Kto kiedykolwiek został pilotowania tej płaszczyźnie była zdecydowanie kości głowy.

Dunno what you use for translation, but don't use it again.
Cholera jasna! Pierw polski papiesz ginje i teras nasz president? Ktury glupek pilotowal tego samolota?
Oops, got a little excited and started speaking Polish, dang! Wow, he really got it huh? The poor soul. 
If there's something in that whole afterlife buisness, I wonder where he is.
-Penguin
Your Polish is embarrassing, much worse then my English. So shut up please.
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To Crew and passengers, RIP