Skuzzy,
I bet you dread getting up each morning to see whats next.
So in honor of your dedication to the never ending battle,

As a reminder to those that make things hard:
("I need a hero" song in the background)
The Skuzzinator has been unleashed with no constraints, dropping the hammer of righteousness and purity sentencing the guilty to an early vacation from our midst, protecting the young and the old alike from the evil tyranny at the hands of the dark ones.
No longer will mediocre comments be acceptable that seem to deny our existence and ability to communicate as a united society that share a common bond, ignorance to the rules will not be accepted nor condoned with a simple death stare from the Skuzzinator, but a swift and precisely executed banishment from existence like our world has never seen before. There is no place to hide from the Judge.