Author Topic: Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!  (Read 516 times)

Offline ozrocker

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Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!
« on: April 20, 2010, 07:53:53 AM »
Every morning a local radio station (93.3 WMMR Philadelphia, PA), talks about out of the ordinary events from around the globe. This morning, they had a story about a guy in New Zealand who was working or riding on a ride called "Skyfox". Somehow he got his genitals caught in part the the works of the ride :eek: :rofl :rofl :rofl I'm sorry poor dude but I gotta :rofl :rofl :rofl. Didn't say if his jewels were ripped off, but man...wow I just can't imagine. Just the fox was just too foxy :headscratch: Or perhaps it was truly a "work related " accident.
Of course the dj's were rolling; with laughter, sound effects and banter.           
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Offline Gr8pape

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Re: Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2010, 07:56:47 AM »
OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2010, 08:09:55 AM »
Preston & Steve?     :D
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Offline druski85

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Re: Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2010, 09:05:40 AM »
God, that hurts to think about.  Leave it to a kiwi to somehow get caught up in this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyfox

I can't wait to go home and inform my kiwi roommate about this one...   :D

Offline Vulcan

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Re: Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2010, 06:25:15 PM »
Sounds made up, there's been nothing over here about it.

They could mean this: http://www.flybywire.co.nz/

Or one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_fox_(cablecar)

But I fail to see how you'd get the family jewels tangled up?

However, maybe you'd like this piece of kiwi legend:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Shelford

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Shelford made his Test debut for the All Blacks later that year against France in a 19–7 victory in Toulouse, and then was a notable victim of the infamous "Battle of Nantes" in the second Test. Roughly 20 minutes into the match, he was caught at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck, and an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his apple and leaving one testicle hanging free. He also lost four teeth in the process. Incredibly, after discovering the injury to his apple, he calmly asked the physio to stitch up the tear and returned to the field before a blow to his head left him concussed. He was substituted and watched the remainder of the game from the grandstand where he witnessed the All Blacks lose 16–3. To this day Shelford has no memory of the game.

Offline ozrocker

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Re: Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 07:07:53 AM »
Preston & Steve?     :D
Yep,lol
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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 08:08:23 AM »
GADZOOKS !
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Offline ozrocker

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Re: Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2010, 07:22:54 AM »
Here is the story link in Aussie news.
       www.heraldsun.com.au/...man-gets-genitals-caught.../story-e6frf7lf-1225854591077             
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The world is grown so bad. That wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch.- Shakespeare
 
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Offline Vulcan

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Re: Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2010, 06:37:08 PM »
Still stumped how you'd do it, usually it's just a bit of rope you're hanging on too:


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Re: Ouch Poor Kiwi!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2010, 07:07:11 PM »