Author Topic: The difference between Guts and B*lls  (Read 698 times)

Offline gpwurzel

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3836
The difference between Guts and B*lls
« on: May 02, 2010, 10:23:13 PM »
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Fatty.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Wurzel  :D
I'm the worst pilot ingame ya know!!!

It's all unrealistic crap requested by people who want pie in the sky actions performed without an understanding of how things work and who can't grasp reality.


Offline 321BAR

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6140
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010, 11:03:30 PM »
 :rofl
I am in need of a new epic quote
Happy Jack's Go Buggy

Offline SPKmes

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3271
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2010, 11:06:15 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :aok

Offline ozrocker

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3640
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2010, 05:16:49 AM »
 :aok :rofl :rofl :rofl
  <S> Oz
Flying and dying since Tour 29
The world is grown so bad. That wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch.- Shakespeare
 
30% Disabled Vet  US ARMY- 11C2H 2/32 AR. 3rd AD, 3/67AR. 2nd AD, 2/64 AR. 3rd ID, ABGD Command TRADOC, 1/16th INF. 1st ID

Offline uptown

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8569
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2010, 06:14:17 AM »
Well, looks like I have more guts then balls  :rofl
Lighten up Francis

Offline RichardDarkwood

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1926
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2010, 06:33:14 AM »
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Fatty.'


That's to funny.






Todd
A yappy back seater like Jester wasn’t popular or fun to fly with, more of an unnecessary distraction than anything else---Puma44

https://www.twitch.tv/hounds_darkwood
CO--The Bad Guys

Offline gyrene81

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11629
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2010, 10:38:47 AM »
 :rofl  Now that's funny right there...I don't have guts or balls.  :confused:
jarhed  
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett

Offline Soulyss

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6559
      • Aces High Events
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2010, 12:34:57 PM »
 :rofl
80th FS "Headhunters"
I blame mir.

Offline Leek

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 36
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2010, 01:00:13 PM »
That's like the difference between "Kinky" and "Freaky"...
Kinky is using a feather.
Freaky is using the whole damn chicken.

I luvs me some chicken...
"Beware, my Jeep of Death!"
LYNCHMOB

Offline USRanger

  • AvA Staff Member
  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 10325
      • BoP Home
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2010, 03:25:43 PM »
I'll have to try that tonight.  I'll post the results on YouTube. :D
Axis vs Allies Staff Member
☩ JG11 Sonderstaffel ☩
Flying 'Black[Death] 10' ☩JG11☩

Only the Proud, Only the Strong Ne Desit Virtus

Offline gyrene81

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 11629
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2010, 03:28:51 PM »
I'll have to try that tonight.  I'll post the results on YouTube. :D
If you're going to use the whole chicken...I don't want to see...please don't make me watch... :bolt:
jarhed  
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett

Offline bagrat

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1936
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2010, 03:41:59 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

ur next fatty
Last post by bagrat - The last thing you'll see before your thread dies since 2005.

Offline Leek

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 36
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2010, 08:17:59 PM »
If you're going to use the whole chicken...I don't want to see...please don't make me watch... :bolt:

Thats like the small child that yells over and over "please dont tickle me..."
I'm thinking you have some voyeuristic tendencies... so if you like I could film it for you...  :O
"Beware, my Jeep of Death!"
LYNCHMOB

Offline Dadsguns

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1979
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2010, 08:27:51 PM »
Thanks man!! I just read the definitions to my wife with the Mother in Law sitting next too her, the look on their faces...... priceless !!!!!    :rofl :rofl


"Your intelligence is measured by those around you; if you spend your days with idiots you seal your own fate."

Offline allaire

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1239
Re: The difference between Guts and B*lls
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2010, 09:34:31 PM »
Which one the wife or the mother-in-law?
"I drank what?" -Socrates